fair-weather friend

A friend who is only around when they need you.

Bill is a fair-weather friend because he only comes over when I have weed.

by John October 23, 2003

oscar

Slang for OxyContin, a heroin-like painkiller that lots of people seem to like these days.

Yo man, you hangin out with Oscar today?? That dude owes me 80 bucks

ie-I was interested in purchasing an 80mg Oxy pill.

by JoHn February 16, 2004

Petunia

The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.

Dance, Petunia, dance!

by John January 19, 2009

hep

Hepatitis. A disease which affects the liver. There are 3 types, A, B, and C.

jimmy's got hep hep c from the H.

by john January 02, 2005

scipione

ultra-young; inclined to take lengthy naps and/or look at himself in bathroom mirror(s).

those socks are scipione as hell.

by john October 07, 2004

codon4

poopy pants

the codon4 is very smelly

by John June 11, 2003

cockless

lacking a penis

The cockless man attempted to bone Diana, and failed... horribly.

by John April 08, 2003