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highlarious

something that is found extremely funny, usually after approx. 4:20
my best friend made a PB & ice cream bagel, that's Highlarious
by John November 20, 2003
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comparo

A direct comparison or review by a knoledgeable person between two or more similar objects
Car & Driver just did a comparo between The Accord, Camry and the Mazda6.
by John October 25, 2004
mugGet the comparomug.

sexoholic

A person that is obssessed and/or addicted with the act of sex.
Many guys are sexoholic.
by John June 26, 2004
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z06 corvette

A very fast american sports car with 405HP Stock. You see this engine has 405HP Stock. Their is no Honda, Acura or any poorly made import that has 405HP stock. In fact they all are garbage. The Z06 Corvette is a very fast car that will smoke imports. Just face it, imports are garbage. Sure you can make a Geo Metro run 7s on a quater mile, but it is still a garbage car. Just like Hondas and other imports.
A cold air intake on an import might make an extra 5-6HP, but on a V8 it's 15-20 HP. The exhuast systems on imports around 10-15. On V8s it is 25-30 HP. Just face it, the fastest import will loose to the fastest American V8. Also Cadilact has a prototype V16 that has 1,000HP on pump gas. Name a proto type import that can match that? You can't!!! Imports a garbage. If you like them so much move to Japan. Heh, maybey Japanese people like American cars becuase they are faster.
by John January 7, 2004
mugGet the z06 corvettemug.

plastic man

umm i dont get why if hes made of rubber hes called plastic man.
by john October 29, 2003
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Type R

Type Ricer, sticking a type r sticker on your car and thinking it adds power see ricer
That stock civic can run the quarter mile in 10 seconds with that type R sticker!
by john March 18, 2003
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turdbaster

(Sl.) Derog. term for one deemed of low moral fibre; Poss. reference to homosexuality. TURD, BASTER
Oi wiffbag, quit being such a turdbaster, you fucking waster!
by John September 10, 2003
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