jD's definitions

examnesia

A condition which renders one unable to recall any knowledge pertaining to a certain subject just as they are about to write an exam.

Just as I was sitting down to write my English final, I was struck by a bad case of examnesia.

by JD January 26, 2004

Land Rover

Kickass offroad vehicle, far to often driven by people that dont use it for what it was made for.

Person that doesnt deserve one -- My Rova truck has 22s.

True Owner -- My Rover made it through 30 inches of water and 10 inch deep mud pulling a Jeep out

by jD April 16, 2005

philly fade

Philly Fade refers to a haircut. In particular a cut where the sides are faded at the temples primarily but it can also carry back to and over the ears and neck line. East calls it Philly Fade and Midwest calls it a Temple Fade.

Hook me up with a Philly Fade.

by JD January 16, 2005

Yetris

Yetris is used in place of any actual activity you are performing to give you an air of elite, indie sophistication by doing something so obscure.

Specifically, it is form of the game tetris played on a yeti. Yetis are notoriously bad for playing tetris on, unless they have cell phones imbedded in them, in which case they are excellent for it.

"So what did you do last night?"
"I played yetris."
"Wow, you must be knowledgable and sophisticated!"

"You want to go out tonight? I can't. I feel like staying home and playing yetris."

by JD April 21, 2005

witticism

A witty remark

"That MC was dropping witticisms like whoa."

by JD May 31, 2003

Beefy

getting a meaty boner due to sexual stimulation

damn! Kristina gets me all beefy

or

haha! Arthurs got a beefy!

by JD March 27, 2008

hegre

Named after Peter Hegre, a famous erotic photographer. A new category of porn has emerged, simply known as Hegre, referring to the work of Peter Hegre. It is usually softcore, and a majority of his work involves his wife Luba.

Hey, this site has a new Hegre archive!

by JD January 12, 2005