jB's definitions

Euda

German: Salutation in "krass-talk" for people that are either really dumb or people who know you and are just saying it for fun.

Euda, was gehtn' in Schweden?
Sers Euda, was los?

by JB March 15, 2004

cilf

Stands for "Cunt I'd Like To Fuck" much like the term m.i.l.f. (mom i'd like to fuck).
Refers to a girl of particular sexual attractiveness.

see also YCilf (young cunt i'd like to fuck), meaning the same as above, but more juicy.

"check out the cilf on the other side of the road"

"ycilf!!!" (whilst walking through a school dinner hall)

by JB July 19, 2003

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

by JB July 19, 2003

5-on-2

n. Name for an illegal wrestling move (usu. performed by females) in which one who has no means of escaping the hold of another wrestler, so instead places their hand on opponents testicles and crushes them.

"She challenged me to a wrestling match and I almost had her pinned till she pulled the old 5-on-2..."

by JB November 13, 2003

chotis

A widely accepted and greatly applauded description for the perineum, the piece of flesh between your nuts/lips and your ass hole.

Your chotis has scales - have you showered?

by JB February 27, 2005

anybody killa

Anybody killa is a native american rapper from Detroit Michigan his debute Psychopathic cd came out in 2003 entiteled "Hatchet Warrior" It sold well. In 2004 he realesed his second album "Dirty History" and he also joined Insane Clown Posse on the hells pit tour.

Retalition is a must
Watch your back
Stay on que
Shoulda never fucked with us
Now you got me after you
Devious and beady eyes
Quick to jump and take your life
What the hell you think this is?
Ain't no way you walkin' by
If you see them
Let them know
Just how far you lettin' shit go
You fuckin with some OG
Detroit weirdos
We bombin' on who ever dirty situation chasin'
and makin' you fuckin' bleed
Put you on a permanent vacation
Hammertime on your face with my right boot
For loose river dance
Do the jit into a spongy spit
My homies Twiztid got you listed
Have you all hemmed up like
"What the fuck is this?"
We bigger than you thought
The whole crew be representin'
Pistol whippin all haters
Have em twitchin' and flippin'
Retalition
Beat em down
Call up all the fellas
We been known in the hood
As some eye ball swellers

by Jb January 25, 2005

Freudian Rip

Its when you accidentaly fart when you really didn't mean to.

Girl: Oh my gosh, you just farted!!!

Guy: Baby I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. It was a Freudian Rip.

by JB May 18, 2004