swoof

anything that is cool

That car is swoof.

by JB June 02, 2003

chotis

A widely accepted and greatly applauded description for the perineum, the piece of flesh between your nuts/lips and your ass hole.

Your chotis has scales - have you showered?

by JB February 27, 2005

lapdic

a crooked dick

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.

by jb January 16, 2004

fatdar

Similar to gaydar, but differs in the way that it allows you to detect a fatty before they have a chance to sit on and/or eat you.

Whoa! Look at that butterbeast. My fatdar is going crazy!

by JB April 02, 2004

Vertical bacon sandwich

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

by JB October 17, 2003

it burns, my eye!

best worst band in the world. 'nuff said.

"yo, i heard KC is making a video for it burns, my eye. sweet-ass, IBME rocks the casbah."

by jb April 16, 2005

Stinkbox

The growthplace of a bestwoodite's teenage pregnancy

she had a right dirty stinkbox.

by JB October 17, 2003