jB's definitions

whack job

With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.

For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!

by JB February 27, 2005

Nine Volt

1) battery used to back up an alarm clock in case the electricity goes out, insuring that the alarm will sound in one hour and twenty minutes. The exact time it takes to get hard again. Normally you wouldn't care but this pie is an unbelievable ram and you can't risk the alarm not going off, like your hog.

Hey Pinjat, give me a pack of reds, a dozen horses and a nine volt. And yea, I will have some of your beef jerky even though you pray to it.

by JB February 24, 2004

Giallo

A very stylish Italian suspense-thriller. The killer usually dons black leather gloves. This concept being introduced by Mario Bava, in 1964's "Blood and Black Lace".

Key films:
Dario Argento's "Deep Red"
Mario Bava's "Blood and Black Lace"
Dario Argento's "Tenebre"

by JB January 19, 2004

twig and berries

Slang for the penis. The Twig being the penis itself, and the berries being the testicles.

Ouch! I just got kicked in the twig and berries.

by JB January 19, 2004

Los Dawg

Mini-Me looking peruvian that shows his penis for alcohol, food, or anal pleasure.

Los Dawg really loves to show the women his schvartza schlange

by jb March 12, 2003

Bangcock

Slapping, hitting or thwapping one's manhood after asking the question "what's the capitol of Thailand?".

After correctly answering my question about the capitol city of Thailand, I gave him a "Bang Cock".

by JB January 19, 2004