jAy's definitions

Kurt Cobain

lead singer of the best band there ever was. at 14 he said he was going to grow up and be a great rocker and kill himself, going out w/ tons of glory. he did, krist and dave knew he was going to(they had to have, read the lyrics to u know yr right), and said he did it b/c it's better to burn out than to fade away.

by Jay July 12, 2003

lisatised

When a guy is completely awe-struck by a girl's beauty, ala love at first sight, to the point he loses his voice when he tries to talk to her.

Hypnotized by love

"The poor guy is lisatised by her, and she doesn't even know it."

by jay April 22, 2005

Donkey Dick

Really big piece of weed

Yo JJ, break up that 4 oz donkey dick so weez can smokes sum.

by JAY June 29, 2004

Zyro

A god, jesus, the omnipotent one, your all powerful leader

holy pants it's Zyro

by Jay July 31, 2003

Easy Mac

a cheap prostitute

man look at that Easy Mac

by Jay March 20, 2003

kaned

Originated about ma school.Used when a person uses superior verbal wit to stop someone 'dissin' them. Used afterwards by a third party

Oh my god, u got kaned!!! Go 'ome!!!

by Jay January 11, 2005

Have it your way

If a partner has a bangin body but a ugly face this problem must be fixed. So take them to a cheap lunch at MCcdonalds...put the bag over there head..have at it - get some...."Have it your way"

Person 1: Awe nigga you should see dis hoe but she got a butta face.

Person 2: ahh man thats a problem that can be fixed. Take her to Mcdonalds, put the bag over her head and have it your way.

(Or if ya man gota hott body wit a ugly face)

by Jay November 13, 2004