Two Bean Taco

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)
She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco
by Jake March 26, 2004
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fluffy puff marshmallows

Homestar Runner's favorite food. He advertises them, but does not do a very good job of it. The mascot of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows is a marshmallow named Marshie.
"You best be eating a whole mess of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!"
by Jake August 14, 2003
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Slim Shadey

My digestive system was so fucked up that I crapped out a slim shady every thirty minutes.
by Jake February 26, 2003
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goths

like a greb, a person who does not fit into normal, social society and feels the need to stand out as much as possible to gain attention, although the attention they get usually contains the words fuck and off. need a shower and the lads where make up (wots that all about u fags)
oi u ponse u look like lilly savage with all that make up on
by jake May 13, 2005
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BJ Central

a female who gives blowjobs to the exclusion of other sexual activities
She's bj central, but forget about any other kind of sex with her
by Jake February 25, 2004
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blueballs

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.
I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.
by Jake February 20, 2004
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box social

A social get-together that involved the auctioning off of boxed lunches prepared by the women. A potential sweetheart might let her man of choice know how she had decorated the box she prepared so that he would try harder to be the one to successfully buy it at auction. This was a way for young women to show off their meal-making skills. He who bought the lunch would share the meal with the one who prepared it.

My grandparents met this way; my grandmother was Amish and my Scottish grandfather paid a HUGE price to purchase her box lunch.
Violet decorated her box lunch with daisies so that Milton would know which one to bid on at the box social.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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