pantie wetter

a large penis when deemed attractive by a woman

Wow! His dick is a real pantie wetter; I got soaked just looking at his thick 7-incher said Jane.

by Jake January 29, 2004

Ugh Factor 5

5 - Not quite the worse thing you could do to society, but still you'd be better off dead because generally the only tolerable fashion style level is and ugh factor of 1-3.

You definantly need to get a new watch, that's like ugh factor 5 at least.

by jake April 01, 2005

Dr. Firecrotch

a pereson with red pubic hair.

Hi Sam!
Hi Dr. firecrothch!

by jake August 06, 2004

Duece

throwin a mad ass curve ball in baseball

yo robert just threw a nastya ass duece andstruck him out

by Jake June 17, 2003

sleeper

a person who is an outwardly common looking item, but possesses something special or unique inside

Cyndi turned out to be a sleeper, I thought she was just a bar fly but she has an M.A.Sc. in Electrical Engineering and owns half a restaurant with her youngest uncle.

by Jake March 24, 2004

pussy thumper

its when a male rams his nose in a chicks ass and tongues her pussy

<erin> so how did u break it off
<chris> well i told her im a pussy thumper, and i did it, do bad she didnt like as much as i did

by jake December 03, 2004

kko

the final evolutionary stage of the kkorney.

Darwin chart:
kkorney -> kkorney182 -> kko182 -> kko

by jake April 27, 2003