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landing strip

(female) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair on the inside of the thighs is removed, any hair near the arse (or for that matter, behind the back corner of the vagina) is removed, and hair between the leg-belly crease is removed on the abdomen leaving only a groomed rectangle running from the mid-tummy to the upper edge of the vulva; as if pointing towards her pussy, 'guiding' one towards the honey pot region

(male) quarter-inch-wide beard running the centre-line from the bottom of the lower lip to the bottom of the chin
(female): he:"Did she have a landing strip, triangle, Brazilian or was she just unkept?"

(male): she: "I came down hard on his landing strip during oral sex last night"
by Jake February 22, 2004
mugGet the landing stripmug.

windsor

A city in southwestern Ontario. aka Sin City, Ontario Known for it's unrivaled bar/club scene. Dozens of bars on a single strip all within minutes walking distance. Has the greatest number of strip clubs per capita of any city in the world. Legal "escort" services and late night massage parlors make this a popular party spot for many americans looking to party. Legal drinking age is 19.
We're going to downtown Windsor to get retarded.
by Jake March 2, 2004
mugGet the windsormug.

uggs

the most retarded fashion trend of 2003/2004. Little brown boot things that allow people to drag their feet all lazy like while looking incredibly stupid and as far away from sexy as they could possibley be. Generally they are worn in one of four forms:

a) With sweat pants or jeans tucked into the boots Ugh Factor 10

b) With a skirt (why not wear cowboy boots with 80's style shorts?) Ugh Factor 10

c) One pant leg tucked in or either side partially tucked in. Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000

d) Under normal pants Ugh Factor 5

--The Ugh Scale--
1 - Fashionable, Stylish, Cool
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
cool person: WTF are you wearing on your feet!

idiot: these are uggs, they're so hot.

cool person: you should be shot, not only is it 2005 and they're a 2003 trend but they look stupid as shit you trendy slut

idiot: waaaaahhh, i'm not trendy, i'm origional.

cool person: drop dead
by jake April 1, 2005
mugGet the uggsmug.

george bush

the antichrist; visit www.bushisantichrist.com and see for yourself
"God spoke to me and told me to strike Saddam." -No, he didn't.
by Jake January 10, 2005
mugGet the george bushmug.

ass cheek

Also known as butt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an ass cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your ass while getting to say ass.
That shit was so big that it hurt my ass cheeks on the way out.
by Jake March 5, 2005
mugGet the ass cheekmug.

cow

1. woman with large breasts (udders) and teats (nipples)

2. diesel locomotive (in North America);there is also a calf...a diesel locomotive without the "diesel", its merely a lower, more-squat locomotive, no cab, no diesel, just the electric traction motors. The cow has the disel engine(s) so called the prime mover, as well as the electric traction motors which drive the wheels. Occasionally the term slug is used in place of calf; the slug has the electric traction motors, is squat, with no cab, no diesel engine(s).
The 100-car consist was pulled by 2 cowes with their calves (calfs).
by Jake February 23, 2004
mugGet the cowmug.

that one stings

a certain way of showing the humiliation someone recieves after being insulted
Frank: Hey Dan your so poor that one time i saw you kicking cans and i asked what you were doing and you said "moving"
Ryan: THAT ONE STINGS
by jake April 11, 2005
mugGet the that one stingsmug.

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