jAkE's definitions

minger

Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy cunt or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style. She is also sexually promiscuous - a person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases. Her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning. A somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves.Word comes from northern England and from Scotland.

Dave woke up hungover.Two-thirds of the bed contained a sweaty mound of stinky minger with unshaven armpits and huge bush. His genitals itched terribly.

by Jake January 20, 2004

man-slut

Also known as pimp, man who has many girlfriends (bitches) in a short period of time.

Jake is a man slut, he can't keep a chick more than a couple days!

by Jake November 6, 2004

nipple

a 5-cent coin

Let me see your nipple, er, I mean NICKEL !

by Jake February 20, 2004

friends with benefits

Two friends, a man & a woman, with a casual dating relationship; the benefits can be long,deep,flirting conversations, or jack and jill sessions, or mutual masterbation, or make-out sessions which can include just an exchange of oral sex or penetration sex without commitment.

We're not dating, we're just friends with benefits.Sometimes he comes over and we just talk,other times we masturbate ourselves without touching, then sometimes we get each other off one way or another, once in a while we fuck, its different everytime we see each other.

by Jake January 29, 2004

Shunned

Amish expression for excluding from the society; not spoken to, not looked at, not responded to, completely ignored as if they don't exist

in WITNESS, Kelly McGillis' character was about to be shunned for fraternizing with 'the english'

by Jake February 3, 2004

Afofa

Someone who consumed of marijuana or Alcohol.

Look at those guys smoking weed! What a bunch of AFOFAS!

by Jake September 14, 2003

Diahrea Bubble

To have chronic diahrea all in one sitting. Diahrea Bubbles are classified into 5 classes:
*Class 1: Regular diahrea that you normally take at in home facilities.
*Class 2: Enhanced regular diahrea, where you have to speedwalk into a facility and you don't care if it's in a public facility.
*Class 3: When there is a time limit of 5 minutes or lower until total fecal defecation.
*Class 4: When you have to literally release wherever you are standing after you feel the warning.
*Class 5: No one has ever lived to tell. It's the final 21 grams that leaves your body after you die.

"Dude....DB.....class 3..."
(Suggestion of running after this quote)

"Sorry that I couldn't come any sooner, boss. I had a diahrea bubble to take care of."

by Jake March 2, 2005