jAkE's definitions

Rejeski

a lil boy who wants it in the ass but is too scared to ask for it

Shawn is such a Rejeski! Eww!

by Jake September 17, 2003

first time

one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls

Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.

by Jake March 25, 2004

Shakie Pudding

Wet,moist,wiggling pussy

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.

by Jake February 22, 2004

saran wrap

the original (1950s,early 1960's ?)clear foodwrap that teens used when they were too scared to go buy condoms

I'm a saran wrap baby.

by Jake March 6, 2004

homicidal aficionado

a fan of murder.

Im the homicidal aficionado.

by Jake November 18, 2003

basketball booty

a female that has an ass that looks like 2 basketballs are stuffed into the back of her pants.

Azalea down at HOME DEPOT sure has got basketball booty.

by Jake March 6, 2004

Ugh Factor

A rating scale to determine someones fashion sense.

1 - Stylish, Fashionalbe, Well Dressed

3 - Tolerable, borderline, but considered good.

5 - The Beginning of stupidity

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Can also be used together with:
Douche Factor
Stupidity Factor
Hot Factor

Ugh Factor 10
Ugh Factor 5

Damn dude those are some dope shoes, totally an Ugh Factor 1.

by jake April 1, 2005