j's definitions

Ass Goblin

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)

You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!

by J July 22, 2003

Kerala

Evergreen landscapes...shy beautiful women...men in lungies...and thoosha and chmanidi...Doesn't get better then that!!!

Kerala is the place where I want to be.

by j August 12, 2004

Niagra Falls Cunt

An individual whose bad points surpass his/her good points to the extent of them becoming such a gigantic cunt they are akin to Niagra Falls in size and ferocity of cuntness

"Fucks sake Pete jus lemmie borrow Pirates of the Carribean 2, you Niagra Falls Cunt"

by J December 6, 2006

final fantasy x-2

A playstation 2 game with Rikku (hot), Yuna & Paine.

Gotta go play final fantasy x-2 man. Almost completed it.

by J January 6, 2004

house

Elite style of music that comprise of a consistent pounding beat with synth and bass over the top,done differently from techno and trance. It is the main clubbers choice and is reat to dance to.

'Although Erick Morillo is a twat and looks like a giant foetus, he does bang out some qualitay house music'

by J January 29, 2005

What are you some sort of cunt?

Go to www.shitflap.com and view the Mr. Tourette strips. Uncle Peter you are a genius!

This phrase is perfect for directing at dissatisfied customers and uppity employers.

Go to the site mentioned above where you can observe the use of this phrase in its proper context.

by J March 10, 2005

domer ead

Idiot.
Originating somerset, UK

Well ow 'bout beer, then?
You domer ead!

by J January 11, 2005