j's definitions

yark

Of a disgusting nature.

J: Hey NdR, does your dad still have a bad case of smegma?
NdR: YARK!

by J March 15, 2005

cry wolfowitz

'crying wolf', taken from the actions Deputy Secratary of defense Paul Wolfowitz took to try and take America to war with Iraq.

The neo-cons tried to convince everyone Saddam was a threat but they were just crying-Wolfowitz

by J June 25, 2003

remtard

A remie, a remster, a retard.
A cerebrally challenged individual.

Goddamn remtard!
Learn to read remtard!

by J June 17, 2003

fellumping

Inserting the top part of your head into another persons rectum.

"You fellumping bastard, get your fucking head out of my ass"

by J March 28, 2003

fagmaster

a homosexual crew leader

you fucking dirty queer fagmaster

by J March 11, 2003

kent state

The liberal capitol of the mid-west.

Kent state really does compare to Berkley and Harvard!

by J February 5, 2005

funct

antonym of defunct; probably shortened from functional

When I reopened my website, it became funct again.

by J January 27, 2005