j's definitions

fuck beans

the joyful been old people take...aka viagra

....viagra, the pill that makes yo cock big and hard, when you're gettin ready to do tha lady, and your dick just aint workin, pop in on of those bad boys and wah lah hard on in seconds

by j December 17, 2003

hit'n that

to fuck someone. Talking about how you fucked somebody.

"I was hit'n that last night."

by J April 9, 2005

dark poetry

hmm, obviously you don't like poetry with meaning... lol, im not a dark person, or do i plan on being one, but i write poetry based on happenings and thoughts around me, some may have dark effects and impose feelings of sadness, wheras others will involve enjoyment and happiness, not all dark poetry is shit fuckhead...

j' whips out his dark poetised cock and turkey slaps the blasphemor
blasphemor' but, i eat shit and dislike poetry because i am an uncreative twit
j' i know, now suck it you fuck

by J April 5, 2005

Man down

drop the soup bowl...
fall ass over tits...
pass wind in a public place...
obviously have nothing better to say...

kid is walkin along when suddenly he begins to stumble...
kid' whooo aa wooaa ooo
kid falls over
J' MAN DOWN !!! TAXIE !!! somebody get this kid a beer

by J April 1, 2005

false metal

nu-metal are the enemies in which we can never forgive !!!!!!!

he listens to nu-metal while he has sex with his father

by J July 17, 2004

jizankies

Shaggy says "zoinks!"

Velma says "jinkies!"

Snoop dog says "jizankies!"

"Jizankies! That monster was actually THE PROFESSOR!"

by J June 20, 2004

sickwidit

1. something that is tight.
2. going along.

1. this bowl is sickwidit.
2. are you going to the bar tonight? yea man, i am sickwidit.

by j May 13, 2005