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peach bassoon

by J April 28, 2003
mugGet the peach bassoonmug.

chronic guys

a group of teenage males obsessed with marijuana
every movie is better when you watch it high)
by J February 12, 2004
mugGet the chronic guysmug.

implonation

when something implodes and has a force of detonation upon it
i spray some 'implonation 5000' on a fly and slowly as he begins to pitter and patter, feeling like hes runnin outta gas, he softly lands on the ground, to only moments later SZICHKABOOM
J' thats what i call an implonation
by J April 1, 2005
mugGet the implonationmug.

fagmaster

you fucking dirty queer fagmaster
by J March 11, 2003
mugGet the fagmastermug.

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
Uff... Now that's what life should be!!
by j August 13, 2004
mugGet the Lifemug.

Conely

Lookin kind of lonely, I'm feelin conely
by J December 19, 2003
mugGet the Conelymug.

remtard

A remie, a remster, a retard.
A cerebrally challenged individual.
Goddamn remtard!
Learn to read remtard!
by J June 17, 2003
mugGet the remtardmug.

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