j's definitions

scranus

the area between the scrotum and the anus

He nicked his scranus while shaving.

by J April 10, 2003

dolly parton

a hot woman who has sexy legs.

Damn, she's hot!!

by j April 13, 2004

queasy

1. a person who feels as though they're gonna spew/puke/barf/hurl chunks/regurgitate/undigest/vomit
2. causing a person to feel like they're gonna vom

queasy+Dr Evil="I think I'm gonna vom"

by j December 30, 2003

green

happy, feeling good

are you feeling green today?
Yeah dohg, i'm green as hell

by j February 26, 2004

lava dome

When you have the makings of a very large dump pushing into the rectum area, causing tension and potentially a deformation of the area. Similar to the creation of the lava dome on Mt. Saint Helens due to magma pushing to the surface.

Guy 1 - "Hey where you going in such a rush?"
Guy 2 - "I've got a severe lava dome growing here, I'll be back in 15 minutes."

by J November 1, 2004

Niagra Falls Cunt

An individual whose bad points surpass his/her good points to the extent of them becoming such a gigantic cunt they are akin to Niagra Falls in size and ferocity of cuntness

"Fucks sake Pete jus lemmie borrow Pirates of the Carribean 2, you Niagra Falls Cunt"

by J December 6, 2006

Kerala

Evergreen landscapes...shy beautiful women...men in lungies...and thoosha and chmanidi...Doesn't get better then that!!!

Kerala is the place where I want to be.

by j August 12, 2004