Definitions by j

joner

the apperance of a boner formed by the coupling of the jeans in the croth area

dude, your joner is huge....i bet chicks dig it.

joner by J October 20, 2004

emocore 

anyone who know's anything about "emo" knows that emocore is just a longer way of saying emo...
it's the exact same thing and anyone who thinks A Static Lullaby and The Used are "emo" should be shot in the neck..

emo is short for emocore which is short for emotional hardcore..

emocore by J October 9, 2004

Infiniti 

Like Cadillac, the next big leader in the automotive luxury field. Propelled by such winners as the FX35, FX45, G35 sedan, and G35 coupe, Infiniti sales have been soaring. Upcoming models such as the M45 feature best-in-class features with 340HP V8s.

My G35 has 277HP while your Beemer is more expensive and slower.

Infiniti by J September 28, 2004

Volvo

The maker of the only station wagon other than the Dodge Magnum that looks good - the V70R. 300HP, AWD, safety, world's most comfortable seats, wide stance - imagine picking up your kids in that. WOW

2005 V70R - smokes every other wagon but the Magnum.

Volvo by J September 28, 2004

Buick 

For those who can't afford a Lexus or Cadillac...

Check out my LeSabre!

Buick by J September 28, 2004

Cadillac 

Like Infiniti, Cadillac is going to be the next leader in the automotive luxury field. Spurred by new models such as the CTS, SRX, XLR, and ever-popular Escalade, Cadillac sales have soared. Upcoming models like the STS feature best-in-class features with the highly-recognized Northstar V8.

An STS is just as good as any Mercedes...

Cadillac by J September 28, 2004

Pontiac 

Pontiac, GM's excitement division with such performance-oriented vehicles as the 185HP Aztek, 200HP SV6, and 200HP G6! Excitement indeed.

My Aztek looks lovely, doesn't it?

Pontiac by J September 28, 2004