iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

tarantuala balls

When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool any tarantuala into making love with you're hairy tarantuala ball sack.

As the girl was about to fellate me. She saw my balls and walked out of my apartment in a fit of laughter, muttering something about "Mating season".

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005

nationalism

Nationalism is the belief that your country has the right to exist on its own. Not to be confused with Patriotism.

Tyrant: Damn these nationalists. Now we'll have to try extra-hard to break them of their will! What? Urbandictionary is tell me to use the word 'Nationalism' in a defintion?! This is unbelievable.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 17, 2006

Company of men

A polite way of saying a guy is homosexual without actually coming out and saying it. This can refer to bisexual men too.

Bill: He seems a little "off" to me..

Jack: Well he enjoys the "company of men".

Bill: Well who doesn't?

Jack: I don't think you're quite getting this..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 30, 2005

Mall Goth

These pricks hang outside of Hot Topic. Waiting for it to open so they can spend more of Mommy's and Daddy's money. They can be seen walking around the mall (obviously), looking down at the ground faking depression. sporting bad ICP make-up and wearing a Slipknot shirt. Laughing at Abercrombie, Cause obviously laughing and pointing at a clothing store is SOOO hardcore and rebellious. Age group for this abomination of a subculture is usually 12-15. Usually after 15 they grow up and realise how stupid they looked. But some people never grow up.

Mallgoth sarah: I HATE LIFE!! ::crying in the corner of her room::
Mother: C'mon dear, I'll give you money to spend at Hot Topic
Mallgoth sarah: I HATE YOU MOM! YOU MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL!!!
Mother: But we always bought you everything you wanted. a Laptop, the pony you picked out, your stereo, you get a 100$ a week allowance..
Mallgoth sarah: AHHHH I HATE YOU!!! I'M GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS, THEY UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005

Health Class

A class that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. In this class you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. And last, but not least, Sex education.

Mrs.Licksallballs: And then the male will take his fully erect penis and insert it into the woman wet and dripping vagina.

6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005

Tiger Shot

An energy drink that is referred to as "Tiger Piss". Has as many MG's of caffiene as Red Bull. but not nearly as tastey.

Basically, just get some bawls. because Tiger Shot is disgusting.

Joe: Hey Clint, thats 1250 MG's of caffiene

Clint: *Flails around in hysteria* This stuff taste like tiger piss. but i can't stop drinking it.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005

good citizen

When a person feels the need to watch his or her neighborhood for any behavior they see as bad/dangerous and will ruin anyones day. Although they consider themselves good citizens they are often intimidating and could possibly be mistaken for a neo-fascist leader.

Clint: *breaks glass* I love breaking glass. Its pretty cool and totally harmless. It makes the street look like it has diamonds in it and totally enhances the look of anything.

Will: I agree. It does look pretty cool.

Good Citizen: Hey, You wanna pick that up now?!?!?! I'm saying this with a beer in my hand. I think later i'll go drive in my car and get in an accident but i'll judge you for breaking glass and making the ground look like it has the appearence of diamonds. Rawr. I'm a totally raging alcoholic, I'm a good citizen making kids pick up shards of glass.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 17, 2005