69 definitions by iwannabeanalcoholic
A show who's host must be on some kind of mind altering substance. Sneaks up behind animals and wrestles them down. He has a very thick austrailian accent. Is not famous for using common sense.
Doctor: Steve, what happened?
Steve Irwin: Well, I was staring a spitting cobra in the face. And get this, The little bugger spit a huge glob of venom in my eye!
Steve Irwin: Well, I was staring a spitting cobra in the face. And get this, The little bugger spit a huge glob of venom in my eye!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 9, 2005
a free catalog in which EVERYONE had to have in sixth grade in order to be cool.You would look at this catalog. wishing you had all this expensive crap.and then realised you coulden't skate.
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 29, 2004
When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool any tarantuala into making love with you're hairy tarantuala ball sack.
As the girl was about to fellate me. She saw my balls and walked out of my apartment in a fit of laughter, muttering something about "Mating season".
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005
We're going into the pit!
by iwannabeanalcoholic June 19, 2005
i word spoken during the song "King(s?) of the road", a Piebald song. Also a special attack of the leadsinger, Travis Shettel, in emogame.com.
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004
A game with addictive gameplay to some. To others (me) its just plain out boring. I really don't see whats so entertaining about doing the same thing over and over and over again. To some people thats their whole life. Same go's for Counter Strike.
Clint: So Brian, What did you do this weekend?
Brian: Well, Saturday i spent all day playing Runescape. Then i drank a can of bawls so i could stay up all night to play runescape. Then i spent all sunday playing. My girlfriend IMed me but i blocked her because i to busy playing Runescape to talk to her.
Brian: Well, Saturday i spent all day playing Runescape. Then i drank a can of bawls so i could stay up all night to play runescape. Then i spent all sunday playing. My girlfriend IMed me but i blocked her because i to busy playing Runescape to talk to her.
by iwannabeanalcoholic May 21, 2005
A class that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. In this class you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. And last, but not least, Sex education.
Mrs.Licksallballs: And then the male will take his fully erect penis and insert it into the woman wet and dripping vagina.
6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?
6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 3, 2005