Mommy's Nigger

An unsuccessful middle-age loser who lives at home with his Mom. Jobless, loveless, hairless, and clueless, Mommy's Nigger relies on his Mom to feed him, do his laundry, give him money, pay the internet bills, and let him borrow the car occasionally.

Mommy's nigger better not play his music TOO loud or his mom will cut off the gravy train!

Mommy's Nigger by Antihoosier October 14, 2011

mommy's boy 

A mommy's boy is a boy or a man who has a very close relationship with his mother. As an adult, a mommy’s boy may talk to his mother on a daily basis and spend more time with her than some consider normal.

It's too bad, when you decided to marry your "mommy's boy" that you didn't realize how things would inevitably turn out.

mommy's boy by must.aculo.us May 11, 2008

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together 

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Mommy’s Milk 

The sweet succulent milk from the teat of a mother. Available in 1% 2% and skim

“Hey Derek these scrambled eggs taste a little funny did you try a new ingredient”

“Ya dude I mixed it up with some mommy’s milk”

Mommy’s Milk by Garbanzo July 31, 2019

Mommy’s credit card 

A newer allusion to entitlement. Usually held by a young adult son or daughter in high school or college that has never had to work a day in their lives to financially support themselves. They then proceed to swipe swipe tap tap order for all of their needs and typically poke fun at lower classes, who actually have to make a living and work.

Real world example: “Look at that chick and her parents with that brand new Mercedes! It appears that there will be many more payments to mommy’s credit card at month’s end...

Mommy’s credit card by TrashCompactor69 October 23, 2019

Mommy's lil angel 

Referring to the folks that answer almost ever question with "your mom".

boy 1: where are you going?
girl 2: "your mom"

boy 2: uh stop being mommy's lil angel.

Mommy's lil angel by Tufts University America August 1, 2023

mommy's little money maker 

A woman's vagina, buttocks, and/or breasts. A slang term often used by strippers.

A stripper giving a lap dance will grind her buttocks against her customer, then collect the fee and tip. She will then refer to her buttocks and say thanks to "Mommy's little money maker" I can now pay for that college class.

mommy's little money maker by Stripper Junkie January 23, 2014