iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

pretzels

Man, You know you are an idiot when you crush them up and roll them into a joint and then smoke them to see what would happen.

Actual definiton: a food that is sold in malls, street corners, K-Mart, Wal*Mart, basically anywhere you go. Its doe that is rolled up into the shape of..whatever pretzels are shaped as and then it is fryed and raped with salt.

Clint: Dude, are you okay? you're eyes are watering.

Joe: Yeah, Its just this pretzel.

Clint:..Did she leave you agian?

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005

josè

A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.

Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 29, 2006

Ron Jeremy

a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat

Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Most pit

A mosh pit with a bunch of drunk people running around.

We're going into the pit!

by iwannabeanalcoholic June 28, 2005

Bullshit!

A television series on the SHOtime movie network. Hosts Penn & Teller debunk myths and stuff that is just plain out bullshit. Including Bottled water, Talking to the dead, PETA, and more. Has been on air for 2 seasons so far.

Ingrid: PETA Will continue to grow

Penn: Bullshit!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Oily Discharge

Check out the side effects for a medication. If it states "Oily Discharge" as a high possibility then put it down. Walking around Wal*mart all day with mud butt is not worth getting rid of whatever the hell is wrong with you.

::drip:: what the hell was that?, Ah crap! mud butt!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Bragger

When someone does something that is (or is thought to be) cool. Then will brag about it for ages until nobody cares anymore. Usually a bragger will brag about these topics:

-Getting Laid
-Skateboarding
-Graduating
-Anything the bragger thinks is cool.

Joe: Man, i got laid. I was all up in her and grabbing her tits!

Clint: Nice job! Now wipe that disease off you're cock and come play hacky sack.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 4, 2005