by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Check out the side effects for a medication. If it states "Oily Discharge" as a high possibility then put it down. Walking around Wal*mart all day with mud butt is not worth getting rid of whatever the hell is wrong with you.
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

A phrase that is spoken in the movie The Crow. It means that even in the darkest of times light will eventually find its way through. Usually spoken in an optimistic tone of voice to shed some hope on something/someone.
It can't rain all the time..
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

A polite way of saying a guy is homosexual without actually coming out and saying it. This can refer to bisexual men too.
Bill: He seems a little "off" to me..
Jack: Well he enjoys the "company of men".
Bill: Well who doesn't?
Jack: I don't think you're quite getting this..
Jack: Well he enjoys the "company of men".
Bill: Well who doesn't?
Jack: I don't think you're quite getting this..
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 30, 2005

When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool any tarantuala into making love with you're hairy tarantuala ball sack.
As the girl was about to fellate me. She saw my balls and walked out of my apartment in a fit of laughter, muttering something about "Mating season".
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 01, 2005

A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.
Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 29, 2006

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004
