iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

Franz Kafka

I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!

Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

Tekken

Tekken is a fighting game that is developed by Namco. starting its roots on the Playstation with Tekken, Tekken 2 and Tekken 3 (best one, in my humble opinion) and later carried on to the Playstation 2 with Tekken Tag Tournament, Tekken 4 and Tekken 5. Though the game is a classic in the fighting genre of videogames, It offers no new game play. Basically you're being sold the same thing in different packaging with a few new perks.

Namco: How much more can we beat this dead horse?

Clint: I don't know. i think they'll catch on pretty soon.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 21, 2005

tarantuala balls

When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool any tarantuala into making love with you're hairy tarantuala ball sack.

As the girl was about to fellate me. She saw my balls and walked out of my apartment in a fit of laughter, muttering something about "Mating season".

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005

nationalism

Nationalism is the belief that your country has the right to exist on its own. Not to be confused with Patriotism.

Tyrant: Damn these nationalists. Now we'll have to try extra-hard to break them of their will! What? Urbandictionary is tell me to use the word 'Nationalism' in a defintion?! This is unbelievable.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 17, 2006

Bragger

When someone does something that is (or is thought to be) cool. Then will brag about it for ages until nobody cares anymore. Usually a bragger will brag about these topics:

-Getting Laid
-Skateboarding
-Graduating
-Anything the bragger thinks is cool.

Joe: Man, i got laid. I was all up in her and grabbing her tits!

Clint: Nice job! Now wipe that disease off you're cock and come play hacky sack.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 4, 2005

Company of men

A polite way of saying a guy is homosexual without actually coming out and saying it. This can refer to bisexual men too.

Bill: He seems a little "off" to me..

Jack: Well he enjoys the "company of men".

Bill: Well who doesn't?

Jack: I don't think you're quite getting this..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 30, 2005

josè

A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.

Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 29, 2006