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Columbine

In a nutshell: Two kids got angry around 1998 cause the sky was blue. Started builing bombs. Got some chick to purchase their guns except for the TEC-9 Which was purchased by Eric Harris. Went on a killing spree for about 17 minutes. Were originally gonna kill around 600 people. Man, They diden't even come close.
::Looks at gun:: ::looks at bully:: ::looks at gun again::, Just needed a little motivation.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 17, 2005
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Dieselsweeties.com

Diesel sweeties is a webcomic. Based around clango, The robot. And a group of supporting characters.

Maura: is/was clango's girlfriend. She use to work in porn but has retired in her late twenties.

Indie Rock Pete: Claims to be indie. He likes all kinds of music until they "Sell out" or "have a hit". Considered a poseur in some respects.

Metal Steve: Is truly metal. Has a mullet and wears his ever-so-metal black skull t-shirt. Is still a virgin, and is saving himself until he is married.

Lil Sis: Is maura's little sister. She can be mean but she is smarter then people realize.

Electron Mike- Is totally anal about everything. Like everything new, and having to do with the future

These are just some of the major characters
"What, some Bee Gees singles and a Hootie and the Blowfish album? i bet this is a meth lab!"
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 1, 2005
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The Beatles

Another band that NO ONE would have listened to if the retro thing wasen't "in". Now you have Slipknot fans listening to The Beatles. Its Sad, SAD I TELL YOU!
SlIpKnoT FaN: Teacher, a few days ago was the death of John Lennon..I don't think we should do work today.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 21, 2005
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Shock rock

A genre of music that is oriented to shock. Though it is becoming harder to shock people these days because we have "seen it already". Music is usually heavy metal (Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, KISS) or Industrial metal (Rammstein, Marilyn Manson). But in the end its all just music. The performances were more meant to be shocking then the music itself.
Holyshit! She just pulled a tampon out of her vagina and through it into the most pit!!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 29, 2005
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Health Class

A class that is started in 6th grade and ends sometime in highschool. In this class you learn about suicide, health issues, depression, self-esteem, relationships. And last, but not least, Sex education.
Mrs.Licksallballs: And then the male will take his fully erect penis and insert it into the woman wet and dripping vagina.

6th grader: What about the birds and the bees?
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 2, 2005
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Tiger Shot

An energy drink that is referred to as "Tiger Piss". Has as many MG's of caffiene as Red Bull. but not nearly as tastey.

Basically, just get some bawls. because Tiger Shot is disgusting.
Joe: Hey Clint, thats 1250 MG's of caffiene

Clint: *Flails around in hysteria* This stuff taste like tiger piss. but i can't stop drinking it.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005
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W.A.R

Stands for White Aryan Resistance. W.A.R is a neo-nazi group. As with any neo-nazi group they hate any other race except the supreme aryan race.
Clint: They base their hatred on racial stereotypes which are exactly that, stereotypes. Stereotypes are unreliable. When you base a belief on a stereotype then you just make yourself look like an idiot. Stereotypes may apply to some people within a race but obviously it doesn't apply to everyone.

W.A.R and the whole nazi movement is complete and utter crap and they have no valid reason for their hatred. except for maybe a few bad experiences with a person belonging to a particular ethnicity.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005
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