mexican shorts

shorts made from old baggie pants. without underwear. cut them 6 inches down from la jolla's, lots of bleach wash many times. short pants must be loose. Note! tip of your wee wee must not hang below line where pants were cut. Police lock you up so amigos do it right.

summer time beaches my mexican shorts on pulled down so my butt crack shows. Fine americanos women laying on sand I walk up stand by their head say "nice day girls" I pull up shorts about 2 inches while talking. when they smile I look away (you dont want them to know that you know they are looking at your member.) I say "in california all the people are nice people". I love california girls someday get a job.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

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mexican fighter

mexican fighter uses boxing gloves and eats lots Chile !

I'm a retired mexican fighter, my father is a retired mexican fighter. I just found out my dad has diarrhea.
now I'm a slap happy mexi with a crap happy daddy no mas hot-a-leta chiles for me! does it get better than this?

by itichie_nocanpoo June 10, 2006

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mexican hotel

mexican hotel any tree or canyon in state of california AKA
mexifornia ( east of LA south of Burbank)..

amigos El nochie canyon de azuza numero uno mexican hotel.
Musica, mucho hot-a-leta chile, mujhickermjers grandes chi chi. (mexican hotel muy simpactico no)

by itichie_nocanpoo June 10, 2006

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mexican tree

mexican tree is called a Palo Verde tree (hispanic for green)

mexican tree man Jose was nude is a Palo verde tree trying to catch quail. Now that hurts!!

by itichie_nocanpoo June 10, 2006

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El Segundo

A city in Mexiphornia USA. West of South LA in alto Mexiphorna. Hispanic for Number 2.

Mucho chile en el oso negro chile's bar El Segundo Mexiphornia. yo star fish gets hot-a-leta when yo eat
at El Segundo! 1 block north of old TRW billding!

by itichie_nocanpoo June 09, 2006

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