mexican low rider with one front wheel.
Yo dude qua pasa una front wheel por que?? su musto gusto mexican trike I make only right turns if I turn left bumper drags.
empty beer can (bottle) or soda pop can.
after sex Honey hand me the mexican bedpan. I placed empty can just above the Knees after taking a leak I moved the warm can next to my La Jolla's put my smoke out said "sweet heart will you empty the can".
Buy a
mexican bedpan
mug!
water found in most mexican towns will cause problems for gringos!
You must eat Mucho chile peppers when in Old Mexico it Kill the bugs in mexican water. Downside is: U know it hurts when it comes out! Oh yoy yoy comasita shamanitia es muy hot-a-leta !!!
state north of mexifornia USA. Mexigon new latina state of Oregon.
LA dude, where is mexican heaven ?? answer mexigon !! and where might that be? U no north of LA man trees grow BC bud White mahickamjhures do mojo.
Old Mexican paso's ( grande paso bills before 1965 )
I was making my way in the cargo mucho mountian when I had a
hot-a-leta. I had used my last mexican paper. Now I stay by the all American canal and use water for my hot-a-leta's. Sorry my amigos U stinken amercanios dont put port-a-potty's
in the Desert !!!
mexican tree is called a Palo Verde tree (hispanic for green)
mexican tree man Jose was nude is a Palo verde tree trying to catch quail. Now that hurts!!