itichie_nocanpoo's definitions

mexican shorts

shorts made from old baggie pants. without underwear. cut them 6 inches down from la jolla's, lots of bleach wash many times. short pants must be loose. Note! tip of your wee wee must not hang below line where pants were cut. Police lock you up so amigos do it right.

summer time beaches my mexican shorts on pulled down so my butt crack shows. Fine americanos women laying on sand I walk up stand by their head say "nice day girls" I pull up shorts about 2 inches while talking. when they smile I look away (you dont want them to know that you know they are looking at your member.) I say "in california all the people are nice people". I love california girls someday get a job.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 12, 2006

a man tit

a woman with tits but acts like a man

I saw a man tit at lows. U know a man tit when u see one if you keep assking your self " is that a woman? she got tits! and no hair on leg! and ear rings " Ah must be a man tit when you cant tell for shure. If you lick tits on a man tit you will grow hair between your toes.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 16, 2006

mexican motel

mexican motel. Any car parked on any side street in any city
in California. (Mexiphornia USA East of LA South of Burbank)

Today I awake to smell of chile relanos in my mexican motel.
There over one million mexican motel in California !

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

mexican chooka

mexican asking white chick for sex

Que chicka boneita muy calienta chooka chooka chooka. Sandy said " what did you say " <--(dumb westwood girl). Mucho chi chi's yo chooka chooka chooka por favor? U know mexican chooka? I show you!

by itichie_nocanpoo June 12, 2006

mexigon

state north of mexifornia USA. Mexigon new latina state of Oregon.

LA dude, where is mexican heaven ?? answer mexigon !! and where might that be? U no north of LA man trees grow BC bud White mahickamjhures do mojo.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

mexican apb

all points bulletin in california flashed on freeway signs

freeway was jammed because of a mexican apb, amber alert, brown alert, beaner alert, mexican alert its all the same.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 12, 2006

mexican house

Poor mans casa. built above ground in iron wood trees.

sid took a wife. being poor built a mexican house in a Palo Verde tree. It was a 2 holer ( holes on each side of bed). Sid and wife were lazy mexicans when they took a dump they just kicked hard stuff out of bed & down the hole.

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006