Nurse Pleasure

good reason to stay in bed

Oh Nurse Pleasure me, I mean I need a spong bath...

by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006

baghdad

bad ass place east of sudan and west of Islamabad

Bush needs help from comptonsouth gatewattsYo dogg's to show baghdad dudes how to partay..day needs help to drive by & fly by & how to hang loose...

by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006

mexican backhoe

hombre using a scoop shovel

Senior swimming pool mucho work, I use mexican backhoe remove el pero poop from your yard! NO

Yo gringos call these scoop shovel real name tijuana mexican backhoe.

by itichie_nocanpo July 06, 2006

barracuda

a woman manager in corporate america who will micromanage you or bite your ass

Wow that barracuda haul me in her office, goosed me with a rubber ducky & now I work in the corporate mailroom!
I must have sign on my back that reads " WALK ALL OVER ME ".

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

DHS

government agency devoted to maintaining high income by butt sucking the US tax payer.

DHS spent 2 weeks & (200K dollars) looking for 10 raghead students who were just being kids. Safe is as safe does just keep on paying DHS they will take care of you gringos.

DHS say lady's must take off dress @ airport cus they can hide lots of stuff in those bloomers.. While they check your bloomers 2 million tons of stuff ( goods & people ) come into this country unchecked. white heads

by itichie_nocanpo October 17, 2006

mexican oil change

low rider with automatic oil change ( just pull handle )

In city of compton in my low rider on dash-board is a handle. It says " mexican oil change ". When those city doggs & Pole-ice mans get on my bumper. I do a mexican oil change !!
Pull handle blow oil all over street & watch um spin out...

PS hombre's if LAPD pulls U over just say, " I take to shop & fix leak "

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

swab jockey

navy term for one who rides a swabee ( don't ask don't tell )

Chief of the Boat: "NOW HEAR THIS" all swab jockey to the fan tail all swabee's a midships,
When bosen sounds all midship-men pull jacking gear. " THAT IS ALL"

by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006