politicians casket

vertical casket ( too many politicians & they are hard to lay down )

Most politicians are soo crooked they have hard time to lay straight new vertical politicians casket solves the problem.

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

costa mesa

we have a new name for costa mesa "condado anaranjado" in state of mexifornia...

Yo dudes, " East of Interstate 5 " Orange county is going to the doggs, Costa mesaians have back to sea, home values going down, Baby boomers moving out ( some are checking out). Another 20 years and costa mesa will slums of long beach....

by itichie_nocanpo September 09, 2006

bald mouse

small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )

sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

bandini

when your gardner shits all over your lawn then sends you a bill for fertilizer.

each week I get a bill for bandini! next time he sends me a bill I will bandini in his new truck...

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

hooty jahoos

american wall street bankers and brokers

broker is what U will be when those hooty jahoos churn ur account....

by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

blue eye arabs

people from the OIL rich nation of Norway

10,000 sweeds walked through the weeds, surounded by " blue eye arabs " with one accord they all ran back to copeinhaugen !!!

by itichie_nocanpo June 30, 2006

breathalyzer

california gay policeman get off when using breathalyzer

to start breathalyzer test we want you to wrap your lips around this tube. Now blow, suck, blow, suck, take a deeper breath now blow harder, you need to keep you lips tight on the tube, now blow, suck. Fine, You have the right to remain silent if you say anything we will rerun test...

( cops should ask if you would like police women run test )

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006