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microwave amplification through stimulated emission of radiation.
CHP uses Maser to stop cars by over loading electrical systems with microwave energy! CHP maser saaaap'ed me then ask whats wrong sir? I said my balls are on fire. STEP OUT OF CAR take breathalyzer test.
by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006
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UR a little bagf today, putin it to ya helps bagf girls soon U will be able to talk.
by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006
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Under Dah Door ( a skag so low they enter room sliding under the door )
skag chicano puta was such a skank that she udd into my room!
by itichie_nocanpo June 26, 2006
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Religious habit, distinctive dress worn by the members with no underware.
walking with Bare Nun can be a bad habit!!!!
walking with Bare winch be bad for clam digger.
by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006
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before the feather river aquesuct!!! dah other California Aquesuct sucked the life out of owens valley...
Going north from Palm Springs california on hwy 395 you can check it out!! There is a place on south end of owens ( now dry lake ) called "old dirty sock" hot stinky water comes out of the ground.. Yep California Aquesuct sucked all the water from bishop to "old dirty sock"..
by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006
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mexican good food ( mexicans are fat eat mucho fajitas )
california gringos are fat eat mucho fajitas. Its like sex just can't get enough!
by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006
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