itichie_nocanpo's definitions

Oregon dam

bonneville dam ( AKA dry-back-crossing for mexicans going into Washington )

mexican's walk over Oregon dam at nite No get wet! We are no wet backs we don't got show green cards in yak-a-mah Washington.

by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006

mexican mud

Tijuana river " south of the border down mexico way "

Tijuana river mud comes from california. Its called mexican mud but the mud comes from under the fence. U see gringos mexican mud is not dirty it comes from UR cuntry!!!

U norte Americanos should eat mucho chile then NO Montezuma revenge!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Culligan

Culligan Man still makes house calls to clean your pipes..

Girl calls Culligan Man:
Honey will your come over an clean my pipes????
Aaahh you got female problems ???
Well yah! you don't think I would call Culligan if I needed a oil change. do yah???

by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006

ima dumgard

name you use when asking gate guard to page someone!

"would you please page mrs ima dumgard " thank you.

on company PA system you hear " IMA DUMGUARD PLEASE CALL EXT 361 " again on PA system " IMA DUMGUARD PLEASE CALL EXT 361 "

( having fun at work )

by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006

jupiter california

a place in california location is 38°7'21"N 120°16'54"W

Caleeifornia dudes need a place to kick back, try jupiter california!!
There is Gold in hills back of jupiter, south of big trees park in california (about 30 miles as crow flys).
bring lunch eat fresh.....

by itichie_nocanpo September 6, 2006

awful stinky

when an old lady cuts loose with black stool

oooohh awful stinky apb in lady's room, black stool everywhere she's washing her dress out in the sink, call the janitor " HELP CALL THE JANITOR!!" ohyoy!

by itichie_nocanpo October 20, 2006

udd

Under Dah Door ( a skag so low they enter room sliding under the door )

skag chicano puta was such a skank that she udd into my room!

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006