asstrologist

one who makes a study of ass ( female butts )

Yo dude I'm american male age 14 to 75. Wow I must be an asstrologist. Like most men I checkum out after they walk by.
happy ass, sad ass ( cheeks hang down ), big ass, small ass, flat ass ( woman with a mans ass ) perky ass, spread or wide ass, wiggle ass, latina ass, fine ass, chuncky ass, stinky ass ( when walking by ), hollywood ass ( best ass in town )

by itichie_nocanpo November 05, 2006

Asparagus

game young women play when working asparagus

ok girls Asparagus game is like strip poker, however you will need remove your pants first....

see mexican poker

by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006

a freeway

freedom for americans and freedome for mexicans!

wall (or fence) won't work. build a freeway on USA/mexico border. re-route all LA diesel trucks on southern border freeway. Up the speed limit to 100 MPH remove fuel tax on gas stations on border freeway.

freedom for americans & mexicans for what mexican fool would cross such a road! mexicans will build their own cuntry and be free! NO

by itichie_nocanpo July 04, 2006

wickiup

native american round hut ( wicked humpers & broken back cowboys do it in wickups )

walking bare, wolf tail, thunder buns, big horse all good friends smoke pipe in wickiup.

no goodum cum from brokback mount. sore butt from too long bare back..blow horn

by itichie_nocanpo June 28, 2006

mexican jetpack

5 pounds of beans + butt plug ( wait 2 days )

Eat mucho beans ram butt plug up ass.
Wait 2 days squat down light match pull plug WOW! mexican jetpack! a small hombre can go vertical for 14 feet.

by itichie_nocanpo July 03, 2006

ghz

gighertz = 1,000,000,000 cycles per second ( 1 billion )

in compton california ghz means " downer or bad day "
example:
"Yo bro! da gig is up what cook'n"?
Isa got ghz! I hertz too, lots of " gig's ar hertz'n " man city of angeles is hertz'n.
You like some horhound ?

by itichie_nocanpo September 13, 2006

mexican runt

short mexican ( soo short when he stands up from chair U think he is still setting down )

mexican runt sawed off and short about 5 foot 2 on his knees prayed let my dick be size of cabasa now his cock is 12 inches long he is only 4 foot 2. Strange how that works!

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006