itichie_nocanpo's definitions

nursing home

America's number 1 growing place of mexican employment

Yo dude's U can pick more pockets in a nursing home than on the streets of Los Angles.

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

DHS

government agency devoted to maintaining high income by butt sucking the US tax payer.

DHS spent 2 weeks & (200K dollars) looking for 10 raghead students who were just being kids. Safe is as safe does just keep on paying DHS they will take care of you gringos.

DHS say lady's must take off dress @ airport cus they can hide lots of stuff in those bloomers.. While they check your bloomers 2 million tons of stuff ( goods & people ) come into this country unchecked. white heads

by itichie_nocanpo October 17, 2006

Balboa bar

Balboa Bar made of vanilla ice cream dipped in peanut shavings...

take three-car ferryboat from newport beach, to get a Balboa bar + frozen banana.
if U visit California mexifornia don't go home without eating a Balboa bar..

by itichie_nocanpo October 2, 2006

asstrologist

one who makes a study of ass ( female butts )

Yo dude I'm american male age 14 to 75. Wow I must be an asstrologist. Like most men I checkum out after they walk by.
happy ass, sad ass ( cheeks hang down ), big ass, small ass, flat ass ( woman with a mans ass ) perky ass, spread or wide ass, wiggle ass, latina ass, fine ass, chuncky ass, stinky ass ( when walking by ), hollywood ass ( best ass in town )

by itichie_nocanpo November 4, 2006

tri-tit

woman with 3 tits ( governators movie total recall )

tri-tit women not for girly men! ver velcome to caleefornia home of the big titers, giant bazoo's, super door knockers, & home of the suround bra for women with multi sets of tits.. Hot Dog!

by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006

singing bug

Desert bug screams when +110 F. lives in palo verde trees.
little tiny bug 1" long ( hear 75 yards away from tree )

Yo dudes desert singing bug drives mexicans and gringos ( crazy ) north in summer california redwoods or anywhere.

cinco hombres pulled pistols fired away palo verde bugs just keeping singing!

by itichie_nocanpo July 4, 2006

under radar screen

a term used for staying low and out of sight

Amigos keep under radar screen this means keep your butt's low to the ground.
US border patrol "no see no stop". comprendo!

Now point #2. When U get to san Francisco U will be in heaven but " don't ask and don't tell "

AND when U hear fog horns blow horn DON'T have a look see....

now point #3. If U get north of mexifornia watch out for Q ball

by itichie_nocanpo September 8, 2006