Definitions by itchyscrot

creature 

a way to refer to your parents

"what are your creatures doing tonite?"
"think i'll visit my creatures this weekend"

creature by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

Thing

a way to refer to someone who pisses you off or someone you don't like, just call them a thing.

(whilst pointing at it) "that f***ing thing is really pissing me off!!!"

Thing by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

prune 

used as an insult, more appropriately used on people whos faces actually resemble a prune.

"look at that prune"

prune by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

plod

Something that is exceedingly crap

"those hersheys chocolate bars are a load of plod"

plod by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

shoemenders

something that's a load of crap, not very good at all, derived from "cobblers" which is a common expression in england. can be shortened to "shoe"

"see my car, that's a load of shoemenders"
"that film I saw yesterday was a load of shoemenders"
Wife: "Do you Like My New Dress?"
Husband : "No its a load of shoe"

shoemenders by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

zippy 

puppet from British children's TV programme Rainbow.

George: Bungle's a mincing queen.
Zippy: Everybody knows that.

zippy by itchyscrot April 2, 2003

yardage 

something that takes a long time

"I can't go to the north pole right now, that would take yardage"

yardage by itchyscrot April 1, 2003