inane5's definitions

yammy

A girl's vagina; pussy

Shane: With your testimony, 2 years is the best I can get for you. I'm sorry.
Tulips: How much time are you getting for sexual misconduct?
Shane: Pardon me?
Tulips: I got a yammy full of Georgia joy juice darling - enough DNA to have you writing parking tickets at the Quima. So, am I walking out of here or do I need to call your supervisor?

Quote: Episode 1x10 of the Shield

by inane5 January 19, 2005

trans fat

Short for Trans Fatty Acid: An artery-clogging fat that is formed when vegetable oils are hardened into margarine or shortening. Many food companies use trans fat instead of oil because it reduces cost, extends storage life, and can improve flavor and texture. Food companies are also not required to list trans fat on nutrition labels (until 2006) even though trans fat is worse than saturated fat.

While some foods like bakery items and fried foods are obvious sources of trans fat, other processed foods, such as cereals and waffles, can also contain trans fat. One tip to determine the amount of trans fat in a food is to read the ingredient label and look for shortening, hydrogenated or partially hydrogenated oil. The higher up on the list these ingredients appear, the more trans fat.

by inane5 February 8, 2005

spotter

A criminal-accomplice whose job is to watch out for incoming policemen while his friends commit a crime (usually drug dealing, burglaries, safeguarding supply houses, etc). Spotters are basically human alarm systems that criminals use to warn them when the cops come near. They usually stand on a corner to get a better vantage point and to give their friends plenty of time to run away, flush the drugs, etc. The warning is usually a shouted code, but can sometimes also be visual; modern criminals now use cell phones. Often times, spotters are juveniles who can't be effectively punished by law for aiding in a felony.

Hello, mama? I'm in jail. The popo arrested me for chillin' on the same block where some dealin' was going down. They say I was spottin' and they be chargin' me as an accomplice.

by inane5 May 13, 2005

flip

Police jargon: to incriminate others during interrogation in hopes of receiving a lighter sentence.

1. During interrogation for armed robbery, the suspect flipped on his 2 accomplices. As a result, he served only 2 years.
2. Tell her if she doesn't flip on her boyfriend, we'll send her kid to protective services.

by inane5 April 11, 2005

CI

Confidential Informant; Any individual under the direction of a police officer who furnishes information about criminal activity with or without compensation; works under direction of the department; different from other concerned citizens or complainants not working under department direction and not party to the investigation itself.

My CI places you and your homies at the Quickie Mart last night when the shootings occured.

by inane5 February 12, 2005

RUBber

Rich Urban Biker. see RUB.

I only saw 2 bikers ride past here last night, but I doubt they're the one's you're after. They seemed to me like a couple of RUBbers.

by inane5 March 7, 2005

cleaner

A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.

The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!

by inane5 March 17, 2005