1. During interrogation for armed robbery, the suspect flipped on his 2 accomplices. As a result, he served only 2 years.
2. Tell her if she doesn't flip on her boyfriend, we'll send her kid to protective services.
2. Tell her if she doesn't flip on her boyfriend, we'll send her kid to protective services.
by inane5 April 11, 2005
A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.
Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.
Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.
The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!
by inane5 March 17, 2005
These are the (likely pirated) svcd files for the movie "Meet the Fockers" captured via telecine by a group called TUN.
Meet.the.Fockers.TC.SVCD-TUN.bin
Meet.the.Fockers.TC.SVCD-TUN.cue
Meet.the.Fockers.TC.SVCD-TUN.bin
Meet.the.Fockers.TC.SVCD-TUN.cue
by inane5 February 08, 2005
Shane: With your testimony, 2 years is the best I can get for you. I'm sorry.
Tulips: How much time are you getting for sexual misconduct?
Shane: Pardon me?
Tulips: I got a yammy full of Georgia joy juice darling - enough DNA to have you writing parking tickets at the Quima. So, am I walking out of here or do I need to call your supervisor?
Quote: Episode 1x10 of the Shield
Tulips: How much time are you getting for sexual misconduct?
Shane: Pardon me?
Tulips: I got a yammy full of Georgia joy juice darling - enough DNA to have you writing parking tickets at the Quima. So, am I walking out of here or do I need to call your supervisor?
Quote: Episode 1x10 of the Shield
by inane5 January 19, 2005
by inane5 April 29, 2005
In California, there is a Three-Strikes-Law, where a person gets 25 years to life after his/her 3rd felony. So when someone who has already been caught twice gets caught a third time, it's his Third Strike, and he goes to jail for a minimum of 25 years.
COP: Uh oh, what's this I found in your jacket?
GANG BANGER: What the? You planted that!
COP: Shutup! This bag is enough to get you for distribution. That's your third strike esse --and before you're 25-years old! That makes you the goddam rookie of the year!
GANG BANGER: Please dawg, I'll do whatever you want mang, please!
COP: Sign this confession and I'll let you play some extra innings, otherwise I'll throw your ass in county on that third strike!
GANG BANGER: Sheeit, this confession is already filled out!
COP: Sign it bitch!
GANG BANGER: What the? You planted that!
COP: Shutup! This bag is enough to get you for distribution. That's your third strike esse --and before you're 25-years old! That makes you the goddam rookie of the year!
GANG BANGER: Please dawg, I'll do whatever you want mang, please!
COP: Sign this confession and I'll let you play some extra innings, otherwise I'll throw your ass in county on that third strike!
GANG BANGER: Sheeit, this confession is already filled out!
COP: Sign it bitch!
by inane5 February 13, 2005