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marriage blasphemy

The kind of 'marriage' defined by Emperor Nero when he chopped off the parts of a male slave in Ancient Rome; this kind of marriage goes against fundamental biology as it's not possible for a male and another male to reproduce. It was coined by the light blue blog when he had the "marriage equality" issue forced down his throat. He not only argued against it on the level that Kirk Cameron did but also on a scientific level.
This is a term that falls on par to the remark of fag 'marriage' as this one takes it one step further, as the donut puncher engaging in the mockery when they had the pride flag raised in a way that mocks the Marines in World War II. You really want to piss them off, call it Marriage Blasphemy. The light blue blog has the entry known as "Nero defined marriage" as a King James Only Church had a cartoon of two men at the altar.
by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018
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marysues

A LiveJournal community that riffs on fanfiction found on fanfiction.net that the characters in the fandom are a Mary Sue or Gary Stu as some blogtroll communities borrowed the terminology to troll my own outings. Noted community where it outlived it's maintainer. The title of the community is known as Bastion of Questionable Sanity as the last posting of it was in 2013 and riffing on The Hunger Games. Turned out the twat who zeroed in on The Fandom Writer is one of the fucking maintainers of the blogtroll magnet. The community is noted for having sister communities as they pat those who lift copyrighted established properties on the back; as I am sure if Brian Lumley sees a community like this he'd be royally pissed.
The LiveJournal Community known as MarySues in 2004, bit off more than they can chew when they zeroed in on two originals and trying to put them in fanfiction fandoms; The Fandom Writer was noted for torquing off the entire spectrum that's known as slash and femmeslash ala / fiction. They tried to put it in Jack T. Chick fanfiction though the story references a tract in the story as the main character drew an influence from the horror tropes that Chick tried too hard to invoke though not a genre savvy.

They were riffing on those who emerged in the genre fandom on Fanfiction.net as some became noticed in small press circles as IDW Publishing produced an authorized anthology under the supervision of the original creators and 20th Century Fox. The editor was noted to be a regular in the Web of Horror yahoogroup in the era of 2002 up to the folding of the group.
by illinoishorrorman February 8, 2018
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Journalistic Kapow

When you nail a fictional author who wrote with high fantasy tropes and gets celebrated but the one who gets shunned gets pissed on for writing something much harder in the same era. It's the thing that would invoke a flamewar. Kealan Patrick Burke and Christine Morgan had been the subject of the journalistic kapow, the more hardcore term is getting freight-trained.
Author Kealan Patrick Burke flies off the handle when he was delivered a journalistic kapow from an author who appeared on a defunct e-zine he also appeared on two years later. A known fanfiction.net writer of 100 fanfics celebrates him. While the author who gets urinated on wrote a true crime piece that played up like The Tell-Tale Heart with stronger language as it was introduced on AuthorsDen, ThoughtCafe and FictionPress a year later. "Why don't you ask Bram the Talking Wonder Dog about The Cabbie Homicide."
by illinoishorrorman February 10, 2018
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Fundie

A Tampa, Florida, based website that has a presence on facebook SFLBlog; noted for observing the Independent Baptist weirdness as the factions within these congregations vary. The light blue blog on wordpress weighed in on one of the same churches a year earlier in 2014. This one had the gall to include a video from the said church where they were doing one known as "The Bible Stands" as the blog related how they changed it to "The King James Bible Stands."

The commentary on the link known as "Six Degrees of Separation" were discussing the journalistic investigative report known as Preying from the Pulpit. In 2013 they showed a website known as "Bible Ray Says" as it's an Independent Baptist site that follows the teachings of Peter S. Ruckman (don't ask on the last one! He teaches how Satan knocked up Eve to produce Cain.) Fundie is the slang for Independent Fundamental Baptist; as they often portray The Devil as being with red skin and resembling the Roman God, Pan. These congregations often mock academia and promote pseudo-academia.
It was by sheer chance I found that website; as I did the in depth blog on wordpress known as "King James Only Examined" in the summer of 2014. I had seen others weigh in on the King James Only Movement over the years and Independent Baptist congregations. The website by sheer chance I found was the weird news blogger, Stuff Fundies Like, as they also weighed in on the same church I did but featured one of their YouTube videos going far back as 2009. What's even weirder is the page KJV 1611 which is managed by the said church has about 187K followers as the son of the minister is a follower of the cybervangelist I weighed in on in the piece "Am I Making This Up?" The father did puff piece of Gail Riplinger in his sermon who was busted for being a compulsive liar and slandered people posthumously as David Cloud did a piece on her speaking of her vivid imagination.
by illinoishorrorman February 11, 2018
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The Fandom Writer

A horror story on FictionPress and was on the e-zine The House of Pain, it's a slash fanfiction writer's nightmare as the author who wrote it took a very hard swipe at those who lift copyrighted properties and rule34 them. Fandom Weirdness addresses real person fiction as he does the form at his own expense as he treats the style like writing creative nonfiction. The story was a forerunner to creepypasta as it's one that it was a little more toned down from his true crime outing as he kept the swearing to a minimum in the first introduction. The writers who found it on The House of Pain noticed it came from an angle that was very much unexplored for a writer yet to be published in print as it sparked controversial responses. It's coined House of Pain's most controversial dark horse. The LGBT community are the ones who want to spear him the most as comments suggesting he needs to be the bottom of anal with no Vaseline.

Slash writers would pull the snacky's law retort as they would bully the author first when they would try to make fandoms from his original content. It's noted for the quote from R. L. Stine. He also introduced the Chick Tracts to the horror lexicon as he when he was 18 had passed them out until he enrolled in college and examined the movement with his blog where he at great length pointed out their fallacy. He used strong language in the blog entry as he did with his cult horror output as he got a following as high up as Huffington Weird.
slash fanfiction writer: did you read that horror story?
other fangirl: what one is that?
The Bara fanboy: Are you two talking about The Fandom Writer?
Slash fangirl: The fucker drew 43 reviews from torqued fan fiction writers.
All of them: oh shit he's borrowing from pundits as he's also a Conservative
fanfic lesbian: Shit he's the same writer who introduced an alleged true crime yarn in the vein of Edgar Allan Poe. This freaked out the community that was Goth Community on LiveJournal as he was noted for having his diary-x journal linked back as the maintainer.

Gossip blogger: I looked into the case, he wasn't making it up as the local newspaper the true crime yarn originated reported on it from 1993-1994. The insight he gave played into the articles themselves as the lines from Cabbie mirror the article. Though he hasn't seen it in years as he wrote this entirely from memory and cited the high school paper as they had a piece on the subjects.

Fandom_wank: let's troll this one and violate his copyrights. He's published and a public figure. We'll cite Encyclopedia Dramatica and ljdrama as our journalistic sources. In 2004 -- LiveJournal user fallofrain decided to take a shit on the story on a community called Marysues. It's safe to say the slash community was torqued because of the implied faggot jokes in the story.
by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018
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the light blue blog

It's the nickname of An Author's Blog during the 2012-2014 era; it's the blog of the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette that does in depth investigative journalism that goes further than some of the major news sources. The noted blog entries "King James Only Examined," "Faustian Bargain," "I Don't Understand (This World)" and "Lying Bastards All Around," then noted for coining Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair as he was scammed by the serial plagiarist in the HWA and SFWA in 2007 then finding out about it in 2010 around Halloween. Noted for being home on WordPress.com.
The noted blog of the writer of An Eye In Shadows that paired with Tumblr been prone to engage in Twitter and LiveJournal gangups as seen them in the comments on his own blog, the re-emergence of the blog became noted as the light blue blog that took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was feuding with Smashing Pumpkins lead singer and fellow Glendale Heights notable. Candid life meets in depth reporting as he's often telling the truth at the expense of the rest of the factions of the genre industry busting their corrupt politics. Noted in 2007-2008 to coin Piss Blogger when addressing blogtrolls on YouTube as he saw Something Awful lifting his senior picture as the joke "Hogwarts School of Tabloid and Investigative Journalists" was born from it. He uses documentaries found on youtube to give his investigative entries more venom -- "King James Only Examined" and "Scaring People For Al Time" are the two that caught the most wind for being extremely investigative. His introduction to Buzzfeed was an expose of a former Cradle of Filth backing vocalist suggesting she needed to educate herself further before saying something out of ignorance.
by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018
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Perez Hilton

The gossip blogger that The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at on facebook via video for his frequent practice of copyright infringement as the gossip blogger The Rusty Nail takes aim at the publisher since 2005 when she was going as Sam Young. The copyrape blogger exposethetard violated many of his copyrights as it would watermark his old photos ala Gothic.net regulars under the Darren era as he got fired over his bullying. Noted the turning point was having found out the author used a photo of him in a tux and then drained the lizard on it as he photographed the aftermath. It was uploaded to Xanga as those in the underground horror circles had mixed reactions not sure whether to laugh their head off or be pissed (no pun intended.) Perez Hilton is the one that been known to out other donut punchers into being a fellow shit-stabber himself. Someone who became famous for yellow journalism (or the term being a piss blogger.)
Oh fuck Perez Hilton is raping copyrights again? Oh hell no -- a light blue blog where the entries are fact checked and employing youtube documentaries to add to the punch is on the bastard, here comes the curb stomp beatdown verbally as he's the Republican version who uses harsher language. He's noted for even sniping on classmates because some refused to speak up when he caught Something Awful lifting his most enduring creative nonfiction outing. He found the photo of the classmate on a Jail site then took a photo flipping the bird at the mugshot, then called the blog "Faustian Bargain." Hilton you really should be worried when the light blue blog is giving you the riot act.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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