Someone who had never been exposed to double homicide or prison language.
Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"
The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.
An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."
The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"
The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.
An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."
The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
A Utah resident walking around Glendale Heights and telling a smart-ass to "shut the front door."
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"
The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."
He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"
The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."
He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
Get the Virgin Earsmug. A biting creative nonfiction deconstruct of those who get celebrated for doing novels where character were never their's to begin with. The author sneaked this on fanfiction as he introduced a tone that some who are known types who gave him shit were put on spot. He took aim at the pseudo-novelist who wrote the piece of shit known as Another Hope which Lucasfilm took aim at her along with his rival, Nick Matamas, on his LiveJournal blog. Noted for the jokes at his own expense using slurs for Italians, greaseball and wop. Noted for the challenging question, "Does one see the world through the eyes of a fan writer or a journalist?" The companion pieces are "Hometown of the Fabulist" on facebook and The Fandom Writer on FictionPress.
It didn't have the same reaction as the slash fandom had when he introduced a short story called The Fandom Writer on FictionPress as it attracted 43 reviews from disgruntled slash fanfiction writers -- some called it a hatefic. He addressed The Stephen Glass affair and the debacle he was dragged into back in Halloween 2010 as he revamped his project to become his most personal anthology project.
When fandom writers when doing fan fiction sometimes don't realize some of the material was based on true stories such as Fast Times or Normal Life as it was based on the Bearded Bandit from Schamburg, Illinois.
It didn't have the same reaction as the slash fandom had when he introduced a short story called The Fandom Writer on FictionPress as it attracted 43 reviews from disgruntled slash fanfiction writers -- some called it a hatefic. He addressed The Stephen Glass affair and the debacle he was dragged into back in Halloween 2010 as he revamped his project to become his most personal anthology project.
When fandom writers when doing fan fiction sometimes don't realize some of the material was based on true stories such as Fast Times or Normal Life as it was based on the Bearded Bandit from Schamburg, Illinois.
The said piece was conceived when he caught a fanwriter saying, "Fan fiction is better than the original material" then the bastard blasted the piece.
He pointed out, "this one goes over your heads because you don't investigate journalistic shams and academic frauds.
You do novels that eventually you'll be stealing from us in the small press." The title refers to Catcher in the Rye's main character as the author was the creative nonfiction counterpart; hence the term Holden's Counterpart.
He pointed out, "this one goes over your heads because you don't investigate journalistic shams and academic frauds.
You do novels that eventually you'll be stealing from us in the small press." The title refers to Catcher in the Rye's main character as the author was the creative nonfiction counterpart; hence the term Holden's Counterpart.
by illinoishorrorman May 03, 2018
Get the Holden's Counterpartmug. When you encounter a King James Onlyist you know exactly what I mean, they are often from the South or in rural communities often Independent Baptist and buy into everything Jack T. Chick feeds them. This is often known from Pensacola Christian College, Jackson Hole Bible College or other Independent Baptist backed pseudo-academia. They'd often claim that the earth is 6000 years old and claim human-dinosaur coexistence or some weird shit such as flood geology along with other Independent Baptist wingnuttery.
The website from Tampa, Florida, called Stuff Fundies Like catches the wingnuttery of the Independent Baptist sect and had a video of one of the churches.
The light blue blog on wordpress also weighed in on with "King James Only Examined" -- the wording these churches use such as "ye, thy, thine, thou, believeth, saith, etc" hence the term 1611 Speak as they urinate on modern language. They get torqued when you pull out Piss Drinking Bastard -- The Dark Bible website points out the things the 1611 preachers don't have the stones to include in their sermons. When they claim to be scholars you point out they were a Florida Baptism you hear a rage in them as they realize they had a Col 2:8 tossed in their face using modern language.
The light blue blog on wordpress also weighed in on with "King James Only Examined" -- the wording these churches use such as "ye, thy, thine, thou, believeth, saith, etc" hence the term 1611 Speak as they urinate on modern language. They get torqued when you pull out Piss Drinking Bastard -- The Dark Bible website points out the things the 1611 preachers don't have the stones to include in their sermons. When they claim to be scholars you point out they were a Florida Baptism you hear a rage in them as they realize they had a Col 2:8 tossed in their face using modern language.
by illinoishorrorman January 28, 2018
Get the 1611 Speakmug. One of the almost cuss words that Dani Filth of Cradle of Filth and Nikk 'Skum' Dibs both share -- seen first on Cradle of Filth's social network with his official profile, then with Nikk when he joined Dope employed use of it. This gets joked about in the thesis "The Transparent Confession" on Academia.edu. It's a funny f-bomb replacement.
Dani Filth with his profile, "It's all fuggin strange." He tells fans with his infamous Jesus shirt -- it's not wise to wear this in public, author held his own producing Thing That One Finds pointed out his own controversies can rival him as in 2006 he wore the controversial statement where the t-shirt called Pelosi the B-word as it was worn as a promotional shot promoting Insomnia Magazine. In the academia debut of The Cabbie Homicide's guilty party he discusses the use of this word between the two of them -- Nikk 'Skum' Dibs was ribbed on playfully in The Science Gospel suggesting he would had gotten a microscope over one of his admitted science nerd moments.
by illinoishorrorman June 04, 2018
Get the fugginmug. A huge Independent Baptist family featured on The Learning Channel as a documentary subject; they often ignore how their own version of The Bible has strong language and would try to use grape juice as communion. The Assemblies of God congregations also adopted this influence. Several circles had revealed how creepy they can get as a pastor who weighed in on the King James Version only church that Stuff Fundies Like and the bright blue blog a year earlier.
They're often known as Wattpad fodder as one story on the site, as the user Hannah Brody had a little fun with their strict nature and trying to have the character raised akin to the author of The Cabbie Homicide as a teenager. Some of the material who are often the faithful are what is known as Fundie Copypasta. The book known as I Fired God made the Duggars into a cosmic plaything as she sounded like a holdout from The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five or even Issue 10.
They're often known as Wattpad fodder as one story on the site, as the user Hannah Brody had a little fun with their strict nature and trying to have the character raised akin to the author of The Cabbie Homicide as a teenager. Some of the material who are often the faithful are what is known as Fundie Copypasta. The book known as I Fired God made the Duggars into a cosmic plaything as she sounded like a holdout from The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five or even Issue 10.
When the pastor behind a church that took direct aim at the page known as KJV 1611 he had no idea the blogs that weighed in on him was none other than the light blue blog in 2014. He commented, "The first one you posted actually surprised me because of how much of those afore details scenarios I had either followed, researched, or personally observed. "
He said of Duggar, "Every time I hear that name, I want to puke."
When speaking of Jack T. Chick, he used wording that made the much harder members of The Ethereal Gazette roster smile especially the leader as he cussed even harder -- he saw the King James Only Examined blog, he said, "They thought I was the collective boogeyman but seeing your blog, that's Cthulhu!"
He said of Duggar, "Every time I hear that name, I want to puke."
When speaking of Jack T. Chick, he used wording that made the much harder members of The Ethereal Gazette roster smile especially the leader as he cussed even harder -- he saw the King James Only Examined blog, he said, "They thought I was the collective boogeyman but seeing your blog, that's Cthulhu!"
by illinoishorrorman May 14, 2018
Get the Duggarmug. A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
Get the Holy Paint Chip Eatermug. A LiveJournal community that riffs on fanfiction found on fanfiction.net that the characters in the fandom are a Mary Sue or Gary Stu as some blogtroll communities borrowed the terminology to troll my own outings. Noted community where it outlived it's maintainer. The title of the community is known as Bastion of Questionable Sanity as the last posting of it was in 2013 and riffing on The Hunger Games. Turned out the twat who zeroed in on The Fandom Writer is one of the fucking maintainers of the blogtroll magnet. The community is noted for having sister communities as they pat those who lift copyrighted established properties on the back; as I am sure if Brian Lumley sees a community like this he'd be royally pissed.
The LiveJournal Community known as MarySues in 2004, bit off more than they can chew when they zeroed in on two originals and trying to put them in fanfiction fandoms; The Fandom Writer was noted for torquing off the entire spectrum that's known as slash and femmeslash ala / fiction. They tried to put it in Jack T. Chick fanfiction though the story references a tract in the story as the main character drew an influence from the horror tropes that Chick tried too hard to invoke though not a genre savvy.
They were riffing on those who emerged in the genre fandom on Fanfiction.net as some became noticed in small press circles as IDW Publishing produced an authorized anthology under the supervision of the original creators and 20th Century Fox. The editor was noted to be a regular in the Web of Horror yahoogroup in the era of 2002 up to the folding of the group.
They were riffing on those who emerged in the genre fandom on Fanfiction.net as some became noticed in small press circles as IDW Publishing produced an authorized anthology under the supervision of the original creators and 20th Century Fox. The editor was noted to be a regular in the Web of Horror yahoogroup in the era of 2002 up to the folding of the group.
by illinoishorrorman February 08, 2018
Get the marysuesmug.