ike's definitions

Oregon

Wonderland. Eden. Serenity. Clean. Natural. Unruined. Green. Peaceful.
Dont visit we don't want you.

Dont visit we don't want you.

by ike December 30, 2003

staties

Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.

I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.

by ike August 15, 2004

3-2-1

a method of smoking a joint in which every member of the circle takes three serrupticiously and holds them all,passes, and then two,passes, and then one,passes, and lets out once the new round has started.

"that 3 2 1 was heeaaavy!"

by ike December 3, 2003

rogue spear

noun; a penis of size dangling about wildly from it's owner's groin.

see also SPEARATE

in a locker room, while changing with other guys: "dude, put that rogue spear away before it spearates someone"

by ike August 17, 2003

buttsex

the act of sticking your wanger inside someones buttwhole whether it is a girl or guy and letting out a substance called buttcheese inside their anal whole.

Ike became very tickelish and started to giggle as paul began to stick his penis inside Ike's anal whole. When paul called for buttsex, Ike replied YES PLEASE!Hopefully it's better than what my parents said how it felt...

by Ike February 20, 2005

AceDS

A length of Ace bandage wrapped around a stretched penis to create an "all day stretch," or "ADS." Some individuals have increased the flaccid length of their penis through use of an ADS. Caution must be observed to insure the bandage is not wrapped too tightly. Also, to prevent tissue damage, the wrapping should not remain on the penis longer than 20 minutes.

After using the AceDS for a few months, the Pirate increased his flaccid length from 3 1/2" to 5 1/2".

by Ike December 5, 2003

lollapalooza

a music festival with the best new talent in rock and metal

i am goin to lollapalooza to get shitfaced and rock my ass off!

by ike September 28, 2003