IKE's definitions

staties

Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.

I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.

by ike August 15, 2004

Jizz Fest

A male get together where cum is spilled repeatedly by each individual as a result of the masturbation appeal of a shown porno flick.

Paul invited his friends over for a jizz fest because of the illegal channels that his tv possesed

by Ike February 16, 2005

lollapalooza

a music festival with the best new talent in rock and metal

i am goin to lollapalooza to get shitfaced and rock my ass off!

by ike September 28, 2003

Gabe'd

V 1. The act of having your living space invaded by an acquaintence that you usually try to avoid resulting in a loss of 50% or more of your bulk storage of food stuffs.

Fuck! Who ate all the easy mac? I GOT GABE'D!

by Ike November 30, 2004

slag

Excess flux from a weld, usu. projecting in such a manner as to impede fit. Removed by grinding, filing, or the use of a slag hammer.

That guy shouldn't have access to an arc welder! He has an inch of slag for every damned joint!

by Ike January 26, 2005

pop music

the retarded form of song that offers no originality and is the result of corporation - backed, "singers," and writers. basically highly non - political\religious\profane because the people that make it have no balls

man MTV's becoming a pop music - promoting piece if junk

by ike November 15, 2003

Wet Willy

When a dong still soggy from climax is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear.

Paul giggled when he gave sleepy ike a wet willy.

by Ike February 16, 2005