IKE's definitions

staties

Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.

I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.

by ike August 15, 2004

Jizz Fest

A male get together where cum is spilled repeatedly by each individual as a result of the masturbation appeal of a shown porno flick.

Paul invited his friends over for a jizz fest because of the illegal channels that his tv possesed

by Ike February 16, 2005

Gabe'd

V 1. The act of having your living space invaded by an acquaintence that you usually try to avoid resulting in a loss of 50% or more of your bulk storage of food stuffs.

Fuck! Who ate all the easy mac? I GOT GABE'D!

by Ike November 30, 2004

Oregon

Wonderland. Eden. Serenity. Clean. Natural. Unruined. Green. Peaceful.
Dont visit we don't want you.

Dont visit we don't want you.

by ike December 30, 2003

rogue spear

noun; a penis of size dangling about wildly from it's owner's groin.

see also SPEARATE

in a locker room, while changing with other guys: "dude, put that rogue spear away before it spearates someone"

by ike August 17, 2003

buttsex

the act of sticking your wanger inside someones buttwhole whether it is a girl or guy and letting out a substance called buttcheese inside their anal whole.

Ike became very tickelish and started to giggle as paul began to stick his penis inside Ike's anal whole. When paul called for buttsex, Ike replied YES PLEASE!Hopefully it's better than what my parents said how it felt...

by Ike February 20, 2005

Thundercles Mc Butterpants

Typically Identifiable by some snazzy birkenstocks, a pair of old man pants and an obsession w/ the color pank, A Thundercles McButterpants is typically a tall, gangly, rather unkempt individual with a nasty case of bed head.

Geez, If that Nate Long kid had some old man pants, he'd be a perfect Thundercles McButterpants

by Ike February 23, 2004