by idtst May 11, 2020
acronym standing for "in real time"
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, "irt"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant.
real time: live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now
when added to a sentence or exchange of information, "irt"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant.
real time: live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now
YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 irt. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
it's 7:52 a.m. irt but by the time you read this it could be evening.
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 irt. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.
it's 7:52 a.m. irt but by the time you read this it could be evening.
by idtst August 13, 2016
ALEX: after he killed my puppy, roger slept w/ my mom and jacked her cigs & wallet.
MIKA: hkd roger.
ALEX: pretty much.
MIKA: hkd roger.
ALEX: pretty much.
by idtst April 15, 2017
going fucking nuts, owning the moment, getting lit, doing it like a boss, and/or raging while doing whatever it is you’re currently doing
CHARLES: come to the beach dude, it’s wild. we’re fcuking sending it out of the park.
RORY: i’m gonna go to the bar instead.
CHARLES: kendrick just caught a shark w/ his barehands & larissa just stole a boat so she’d have somewhere to smoke blunts topless like riahanna.
RORY: holy shit you guys ARE sending it hard. i’ll head over now
RORY: i’m gonna go to the bar instead.
CHARLES: kendrick just caught a shark w/ his barehands & larissa just stole a boat so she’d have somewhere to smoke blunts topless like riahanna.
RORY: holy shit you guys ARE sending it hard. i’ll head over now
by idtst June 02, 2018
acronym for "big dick energy"
KYLE: idk know what it is about her. she's just someone i'm attracted to.
DON: yeah cause she got that BDE you're lacking. she's a boss.
KYLE: yeah i should probably ride those coattails
DON: yeah cause she got that BDE you're lacking. she's a boss.
KYLE: yeah i should probably ride those coattails
by idtst October 06, 2018
the spam definitions that take up 80% of urban dictionary’s submitted definitions.
often submitted by 13 year olds in hopes that their crush will look up their name on ud, fall madly in love w/ them, realizing that Lohgan actually is the strongest and best most sex having 8th header to ever be homeschooled.
alternatively submitted by 12 year olds throwing a tantrums in hopes of warning the internet to steer clear of Jaymee from Pedford Prep will steal their s/i’d and cheat on their exams bc she’s so fake.
often submitted by 13 year olds in hopes that their crush will look up their name on ud, fall madly in love w/ them, realizing that Lohgan actually is the strongest and best most sex having 8th header to ever be homeschooled.
alternatively submitted by 12 year olds throwing a tantrums in hopes of warning the internet to steer clear of Jaymee from Pedford Prep will steal their s/i’d and cheat on their exams bc she’s so fake.
by idtst April 11, 2020
LEO GOEBBELS, III: oh grandfather, please do tell me - who is your favorite fallen hero of years past?
LEOPOLD GOEBBELS, Sr: benjamin ryan tillman is the reason i made my fortunes.he inspired me to benefit off others' oppression instead of working for equality among men.
LEO GOEBBELS, III: but grandfather! ben tillman wasn't RW!
LEOPOLD GOEBBELS, Sr: by today's standards he would be classified as an extreme politician on far-right. A real man!
LEOPOLD GOEBBELS, Sr: benjamin ryan tillman is the reason i made my fortunes.he inspired me to benefit off others' oppression instead of working for equality among men.
LEO GOEBBELS, III: but grandfather! ben tillman wasn't RW!
LEOPOLD GOEBBELS, Sr: by today's standards he would be classified as an extreme politician on far-right. A real man!
by idtst January 02, 2019