when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)
literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry
ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.
MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry
ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.
MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
by idtst May 28, 2018
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Get the rile mug.when a redditor has a cake symbol next to their username, it is your honor to wish them a “happy cake day” bc it is their reddit birthday. aka anniversary of the creation of their reddit account.
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AMAL44269<cake symbol>: this is a repost. you’re dumb
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BOOTYHAVER420: Cake me the FUCK up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy cake day hAppy CaKe DaY 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 cAKEdaY right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy cake day.
AMAL44269<cake symbol>: this is a repost. you’re dumb
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BOOTYHAVER420: Cake me the FUCK up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy cake day hAppy CaKe DaY 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 cAKEdaY right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy cake day.
by idtst November 07, 2018
Get the cake day mug.JESSE: i’m going to flee bc i don’t want to get arrested for the crime we commited. plus my ucle’s gonna put me up in his argentinian masion on the atlantic so i don’t face extradition
MIA: tmwy
MIA: tmwy
by idtst October 31, 2018
Get the tmwy mug.A lie or secret told by an inner-circle/close friend that is so fucking heinous and fazing, it affects you and your friends image.
In most cases a meeting must be held to determine wether or not the accountable party should be exiled from the inner circle.
In most cases a meeting must be held to determine wether or not the accountable party should be exiled from the inner circle.
Jerome: "So Ali fucked up and made us look bad? We've all done it. We can't just disown her. She fam."
LaTrelle: "Nah bro, that's a treasonable lie right there. Not only did she snitch, she made up shit that didn't even go down, made us look like a bunch of no-good dirty thieves. She's gots to go. We don't need that drama so close to home."
Jerome: "Good point. I'll call a meeting tonight with the posse. We'll take to a vote."
LaTrelle: "Nah bro, that's a treasonable lie right there. Not only did she snitch, she made up shit that didn't even go down, made us look like a bunch of no-good dirty thieves. She's gots to go. We don't need that drama so close to home."
Jerome: "Good point. I'll call a meeting tonight with the posse. We'll take to a vote."
by idtst May 25, 2016
Get the treasonable lie mug.RIS stands for Reverse Image Search and is a common online tool -initially made famous by google re: their 'search google by image' option.
theoretically, the r.i.s. tool allows anyone to search the entire web, i.e., google, by a photo (jpeg, .img, etc.) All the user has to do is right click any photo in their browser, select RIS, and chrome will perform a search using that specific image file - a stark contrast to the traditional option, text.
theoretically, the r.i.s. tool allows anyone to search the entire web, i.e., google, by a photo (jpeg, .img, etc.) All the user has to do is right click any photo in their browser, select RIS, and chrome will perform a search using that specific image file - a stark contrast to the traditional option, text.
TINA: you've never met him, don't meet him at his place. you only know him from tinder
REY: not true! we're fb friends and he follows me on twitter... plus i matched up his snapchat's to his insta and they totally matched. then i ris'd every single one of his ig photo's. he's not a catfish!
TINA: nice that was smart... but he could still be a good looking serial killer, just meet him at max's - no harm no foul.
TINA:
REY: not true! we're fb friends and he follows me on twitter... plus i matched up his snapchat's to his insta and they totally matched. then i ris'd every single one of his ig photo's. he's not a catfish!
TINA: nice that was smart... but he could still be a good looking serial killer, just meet him at max's - no harm no foul.
TINA:
by idtst March 14, 2018
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often submitted by 13 year olds in hopes that their crush will look up their name on ud, fall madly in love w/ them, realizing that Lohgan actually is the strongest and best most sex having 8th header to ever be homeschooled.
alternatively submitted by 12 year olds throwing a tantrums in hopes of warning the internet to steer clear of Jaymee from Pedford Prep will steal their s/i’d and cheat on their exams bc she’s so fake.
often submitted by 13 year olds in hopes that their crush will look up their name on ud, fall madly in love w/ them, realizing that Lohgan actually is the strongest and best most sex having 8th header to ever be homeschooled.
alternatively submitted by 12 year olds throwing a tantrums in hopes of warning the internet to steer clear of Jaymee from Pedford Prep will steal their s/i’d and cheat on their exams bc she’s so fake.
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