Idiocism is the unrelenting and persistent mindset that every single person around you is a complete idiot, until they prove otherwise. As an Idiocist, assume that everyone is a moron until they give you evidence to the contrary. Idiocism is a form of personal social cynicism.
My Idiocism is reinforced with each new idiot that I encounter.
I assumed that you were an idiot. After speaking with you and realizing that you were indeed retarded, my vigilant Idiocism has once again proven me right.
Idiocism prevents me from giving these idiots the benefit of the doubt. They are all morons.
I assumed that you were an idiot. After speaking with you and realizing that you were indeed retarded, my vigilant Idiocism has once again proven me right.
Idiocism prevents me from giving these idiots the benefit of the doubt. They are all morons.
by iceman 69 November 30, 2010
Get the Idiocismmug. Noun; Word used by sport-fisherman to describe an enormous catch. A boss fish is usually at the top of the food-chain, meaning that there is no other fish in the area that would dare contend with it. When a fish slams on an angler's line and it is clear that the animal is not an ordinary fish, it is obvious that the fish is a boss. On occasion, the fish comes in slowly and it is unclear whether or not the fish is a boss. Once the fish is actually witnesses, it can be determined if it is a boss.
If your line gets slammed by a fish and it is instantly clear that it's a monster, you can vocally declare, "Hell yea! It's a boss!" This can be assigned to any species as long as the animal is extraordinarily large for it's species. Example: Boss-Bass, Boss-Pike, Boss-Walleye, etc.
by iceman 69 December 28, 2009
Get the Bossmug. Usually occurring in women and sometimes in men, Ravaged is a condition that makes a man or women appear to be 10 or more years older then they actually are. The primary cause of this condition is chain-smoking cigarettes for any number of years. The person's appearance (usually in women) is characterized by premature wrinkles, dried skin, yellowing teeth and nails and a general look of bad health, as if stricken by a life draining plague. A Ravaged person is likely to light up within seconds if they're not already choking down a smoke. Ravaged people can often be witnessed huddled around an outdoor ashtray in sub-zero conditions, oblivious to the cold as they feed their addiction.
by iceman 69 December 29, 2009
Get the ravagedmug. When you have spent your entire vacation in a motel room having sex, several areas of your body are left with reddened chafe marks resembling a sunburn. The reddish marks are found on the kneecaps, buttocks, groin and hips.
I went to Vegas with a nympho and all I have to show for it is this brutal Motel Sunburn.
So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!
He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.
So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!
He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.
by iceman 69 November 15, 2010
Get the Motel Sunburnmug. A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.
"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."
"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."
"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."
by iceman 69 January 10, 2010
Get the Human Hamster Wheelmug. Adj. When a lousy fisherman holds a fish closer to the camera to make the fish look larger. He is superfishal.
by iceman 69 September 30, 2022
Get the Superfishalmug. A scarsh is a craving for a specific food. A scarsh brings on a nagging hunger for a certain food or snack. The scarsh is cured when you eat that exact food.
I’m having a grilled cheese scarsh!
I’m getting a scarsh for some pastina!
This scarsh for popcorn isn’t going away unless I eat some.
I’m getting a scarsh for some pastina!
This scarsh for popcorn isn’t going away unless I eat some.
by iceman 69 July 16, 2021
Get the Scarshmug.