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A condition in which a man's scrotum fuses to his inner thigh due to high humidity or sticky environments.
Not only did I have a horrible case of swampass but I was experiencing fuseball as well.
I forgot to apply baby powder to my nuts before I went jogging and now I have a case of fuseball.
I forgot to apply baby powder to my nuts before I went jogging and now I have a case of fuseball.
by iceman 69 July 18, 2010
Get the fuseballmug. Bogue is a word used to describe a person's condition when they are withdrawing from opiates like heroin, vicodin and morphine. It is the same as being dope-sick. The person usually has consumed a steady supply of the opiate, generally for 3 or more days and the Bogue feeling will start within 16 to 24 hours after they last used. The flu-like symptoms include, but are not limited to diarrhea, chills, sweats, hallucinations, vomiting, insomnia, tight skin and a powerful urge to obtain the drug that they are withdrawing from.
"I got popped for possession coming off a $100.00 a day smack habit and got thrown in jail for five days." "Oh man I'm I'm sorry. Bogue in jail? Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy."
"First thing in the morning I'm gonna roll down to the spot to cop some work off my connect. Then I can get off bogue."
"First thing in the morning I'm gonna roll down to the spot to cop some work off my connect. Then I can get off bogue."
by iceman 69 January 6, 2010
Get the Boguemug. A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.
"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."
"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."
"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."
by iceman 69 January 10, 2010
Get the Human Hamster Wheelmug. Usually occurring in women and sometimes in men, Ravaged is a condition that makes a man or women appear to be 10 or more years older then they actually are. The primary cause of this condition is chain-smoking cigarettes for any number of years. The person's appearance (usually in women) is characterized by premature wrinkles, dried skin, yellowing teeth and nails and a general look of bad health, as if stricken by a life draining plague. A Ravaged person is likely to light up within seconds if they're not already choking down a smoke. Ravaged people can often be witnessed huddled around an outdoor ashtray in sub-zero conditions, oblivious to the cold as they feed their addiction.
by iceman 69 December 29, 2009
Get the ravagedmug. When you have spent your entire vacation in a motel room having sex, several areas of your body are left with reddened chafe marks resembling a sunburn. The reddish marks are found on the kneecaps, buttocks, groin and hips.
I went to Vegas with a nympho and all I have to show for it is this brutal Motel Sunburn.
So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!
He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.
So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!
He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.
by iceman 69 November 15, 2010
Get the Motel Sunburnmug. A Cookup is what prisoners create out of various food items from the commissary list at their particular jail or prison. Also known as a jail-pizza, a Cookup usually consists of a mixture of squeeze cheese, pulverized doritos or any other spicy style chips, a pickle cut into tiny fragments, a sausage cut into tiny fragments and any other ingredients that would go well in the mixture like hot sauce. Everything is mixed into a paste and it laid over club-crackers, ritz crackers and even can be put between 2 slices of bread like a peanut butter sandwich. The paste can also be heated if the prisoners have access to a heat source. A Cookup is usually made by 2 or more prisoners, each adding their ingredients to the pot. A Cookup is a great way to waste time and serves as a special 4th meal, usually before lights out.
"I've got the chips and a pickle, Tyrone has a sausage and squeeze-cheese. You holding some crackers Vinnie? Aww hell yea son, Let's have a Cookup!"
"What are those 4 prisoners doing huddled around that table with all that food warden?" "They must be doing a Cookup."
"What are those 4 prisoners doing huddled around that table with all that food warden?" "They must be doing a Cookup."
by iceman 69 January 5, 2010
Get the Cookupmug. Unphasable is a condition where nothing can harm you. It is a mental state on omnipotence where an individual cannot be phased and is almost God-like. Someone that is Unphasable can perform any task known to man with ease.
Tony Montana was so pumped up with cocaine that he was pretty much Unphasable to heavy machine-gun fire.
Dr. Manhattan from the comic-film The Watchmen is clearly Unphasable.
Bill Gates's finances are Unphasable, even in the hardest economy.
Dr. Manhattan from the comic-film The Watchmen is clearly Unphasable.
Bill Gates's finances are Unphasable, even in the hardest economy.
by iceman 69 January 5, 2010
Get the Unphasablemug.