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Unphasable

Unphasable is a condition where nothing can harm you. It is a mental state on omnipotence where an individual cannot be phased and is almost God-like. Someone that is Unphasable can perform any task known to man with ease.
Tony Montana was so pumped up with cocaine that he was pretty much Unphasable to heavy machine-gun fire.

Dr. Manhattan from the comic-film The Watchmen is clearly Unphasable.

Bill Gates's finances are Unphasable, even in the hardest economy.
by iceman 69 January 5, 2010
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Human Hamster Wheel

A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.
"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."

"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."
by iceman 69 January 10, 2010
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Scarsh

A scarsh is a craving for a specific food. A scarsh brings on a nagging hunger for a certain food or snack. The scarsh is cured when you eat that exact food.
I’m having a grilled cheese scarsh!

I’m getting a scarsh for some pastina!

This scarsh for popcorn isn’t going away unless I eat some.
by iceman 69 July 16, 2021
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fuseball

A condition in which a man's scrotum fuses to his inner thigh due to high humidity or sticky environments.
Not only did I have a horrible case of swampass but I was experiencing fuseball as well.

I forgot to apply baby powder to my nuts before I went jogging and now I have a case of fuseball.
by iceman 69 July 18, 2010
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junkmail

Armor constructed from newspapers, department-store advertisements, cardboard, phonebooks or any type of junk that can be found in the mailbox. The purpose of junkmail is the same as for chainmail, that is to stop knives and shanks from piercing organs. Prisoners all over the world have used junkmail for as long as paper products have been in circulation. Ideally, junkmail should cover the chest, abdomen and sternum, being at least 2 inches thick. Junkmail is light weight, easy to forge and practical for use in any prison gang-war. It is called junkmail because it is constructed from junk and can be disposed of easily.
The prisoner survived the violent rival gang hit, only because of the junkmail he was wearing.
by iceman 69 December 29, 2009
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ravaged

Usually occurring in women and sometimes in men, Ravaged is a condition that makes a man or women appear to be 10 or more years older then they actually are. The primary cause of this condition is chain-smoking cigarettes for any number of years. The person's appearance (usually in women) is characterized by premature wrinkles, dried skin, yellowing teeth and nails and a general look of bad health, as if stricken by a life draining plague. A Ravaged person is likely to light up within seconds if they're not already choking down a smoke. Ravaged people can often be witnessed huddled around an outdoor ashtray in sub-zero conditions, oblivious to the cold as they feed their addiction.
"Man, that chick is ugly before her years. Look at how tobacco has ravaged her utterly."
by iceman 69 December 29, 2009
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Motel Sunburn

When you have spent your entire vacation in a motel room having sex, several areas of your body are left with reddened chafe marks resembling a sunburn. The reddish marks are found on the kneecaps, buttocks, groin and hips.
I went to Vegas with a nympho and all I have to show for it is this brutal Motel Sunburn.

So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!

He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.
by iceman 69 November 15, 2010
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