junkmail 

Armor constructed from newspapers, department-store advertisements, cardboard, phonebooks or any type of junk that can be found in the mailbox. The purpose of junkmail is the same as for chainmail, that is to stop knives and shanks from piercing organs. Prisoners all over the world have used junkmail for as long as paper products have been in circulation. Ideally, junkmail should cover the chest, abdomen and sternum, being at least 2 inches thick. Junkmail is light weight, easy to forge and practical for use in any prison gang-war. It is called junkmail because it is constructed from junk and can be disposed of easily.

The prisoner survived the violent rival gang hit, only because of the junkmail he was wearing.

junkmail by iceman 69 December 29, 2009

@junkmail

A kickass Finnish hip-hop group.

Kaipuu by @junkmail is the best!

Now if I can just find a fansite...

@junkmail by gunslingergirlvy_c_e January 9, 2008

junk mail 

United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.

Dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that I'm being driven nuts!!!

junk mail by Piranha June 11, 2006

Junk Mail 

See: Brett Favre

Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?

Junk Mail by bukowsky October 19, 2010

junk mail 

Unwanted mail. Includes product advertizements and pornography. Especially applies to Internet mail

I have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.

junk mail by AYB March 10, 2003

junk mail 

Gloryholing through a mailbox slot

Dude, I totally sent cindy some junk mail yesterday!

junk mail by Beiruts Finest April 20, 2011

junk mail 

When you receive an email with a picture of some random dude's dick or 'junk'.This is typically done to shock or embarrass your friends while at work, but random 'junk mailing' does happen from time to time.

"Ah man. Eddie totally hit me with some junk mail while my boss was at my desk. Now he thinks I'm into cock. I should have known it was junk mail."

junk mail by Chance2124 April 10, 2008