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pop-up headlights

Pop up headlights, also known as a retractable headlight or simply "pop-ups", are a mechanism pulls down the headlight assembly so it is hidden and flush with the lines of the car. This aids in aerodynamics and asethics. When the headlights are turned on, they flip up or "pop up" out the hood/bumper, allowing the bulbs to illuminate the road.

This was a common feature on many import cars such as the Miata and Mk3 Supra and even exotics like 80s Ferraris. However, they were banned from new car designs in the early 2000s for pedestrian safety issues, such as like lack of DRL and also to meet newer fuel economy standards (poor aerodynamics). These could also break, causing more safety issues.

Person 1: Why doesn't that car have headlights?
Person 2: Dude that's a Mk3 Supra, it has pop-up headlights

by icantthinkofausername777 April 26, 2020

Spool Bus

A sleeper car built out a large truck, van, or SUV. Spool refers to a Turbocharger, the power adder modification most of these vehicles use.

Ferrari: ha, look at the slow-ass Tahoe
Tahoe: *is fast as fuck*
Ferrari: WTF, must be a spool bus

by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019

Tesla

1) a manufacturer of luxury electric vehicles (EVs), famed for their performance and autopilot capabilities

2) slang/informal term for a car from Tesla (Model S, Model 3, Model X, Model Y)

fun Tesla fact: Just because you own one does not make you special or important

by icantthinkofausername777 February 26, 2020

Body count

1) How many people you've had sex with.
2) How many people you've killed

Popular kid: Hey looser! What's you're body count?
Quiet kid:idk like 5
Popular kid: Pfffft, no way!
Quiet kid: Nah, I think we're talking bout something different.

by icantthinkofausername777 March 10, 2020

Straight pipe

1 (noun, automotive): An exhaust system mod in which all mufflers and catalytic converters are removed, literally having a "straight pipe" as your exhaust. Doing this will increase noise and free up HP. It is very illegal almost everywhere except in M town

2 (verb, informal, sex): {aggressive, rough, hard sex, usually used to describe rough oral sex, face fucking

1: God damn it I'm sick of hearing my neighbors straight piped Honda everyday at 3 AM
2: He Striaght piped me and now my neck is sore

by icantthinkofausername777 May 1, 2019

Simp

1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.

2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.

situation 1, real simpin:

Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...

Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.

by icantthinkofausername777 March 23, 2020

cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy

John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs dad.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet

by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020