ian's definitions

Shoestring special

A tiny g sring

Did you see the shoestring special on that bird?

by Ian July 18, 2003

Jeeno

another word for cool, because cool gets old.

that was simply Jeeno

by Ian April 4, 2003

neopets

A popular online gaming site created by Adam Powell about five years ago. You start off by creating a neopet and taking care of it, and then you proceed to play games for neopoints, or the games form of currency. With these neopoints you can buy items such as paintbrushes to make your pets interesting colors or buy items for the battledome where your pets can challenge others. The game may seem rather kiddish, but many teens play the game just for fun, perhaps to rp their pets or chat with others. The game may seem pointless because there is no end, but if you have a lot of free time and a love for virtual pets sites, this one, by many, is considered to be the best.

If you say neopets sucks, I will personally annihalate you with every weapon in my possession.

by Ian December 22, 2003

glory bag

The vagina of a large, obese woman. Often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.

Dude, I found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.

by Ian May 13, 2005

stunt

street slang: flashin your bling bling, cruisin wit a high priced ride (preferably a Bentley or Benz), and spendin cheddar on items such as more bling, 20s, crystale or henessy, hos, etc.

Hank be stuntin after winnin da lottery.

Billy Ray stunted befo bein locked up in the Jake.

Leroy stunts for self gratification.

by Ian January 17, 2004

stunt

1.Acrobatic or danderous 2. Anything spectacular done to gain publicity

I`ll teach you how to stunt
My wrists stay rocked up
My TV`s pop up in a Maybach Benz

by IAN December 20, 2003

Beeftits

Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)

Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"

by Ian December 7, 2003