chaos

excited about an object, not yourself

that ride was so chaos.

by Ian April 04, 2003

ejos

Short for eat-jack off-sleep

I:What are you doin' tonight? EJOS?
J: EJOJOJOEJOJOS

by Ian April 02, 2005

And then i found 20 dollars

Something Dino would say

Dino: so this one time, me and my friend russel, you know my friend russel right?

by Ian October 12, 2004

Sextacular

Joelle+Ian=SEXTACULAR TO THE MAX

Joell+Ian=SEXTACULAR =)...............

by Ian February 01, 2005

Bydunno

I have no frieken idea.

What are you doing today? Bydunno.

Want to have ? Bydunno

by Ian June 20, 2003

dicksography

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.

Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.

by Ian December 25, 2004

club couple

A couple that begins their relationship with drunken sex after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.

These couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can't function in other scenarios.

Estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. Very, very uncomfortable weeks.

At a restaurant:

club couple dude: "So...uh...Jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?"

clup couple broad: "My name is Jennette."

The most awkward silence possible ensues.

by Ian March 14, 2006