Boobies

A variety of bees (Apis mellifera) that produce milk.

One has to approach very cautiously when attempting to extract milk from unfamiliar boobies.

by Ian December 07, 2004

get-together

1. small party: what someone calls a party that they don't want a lot of people to come to.

2. gathering: a meeting or social gathering ( informal )

"are you having a party?" "nah just a few people over. it's just a little get-together."

by ian November 24, 2005

schlong

a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!

The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...

by Ian March 02, 2004

Barnyarding

"Barnyarding" is a nice way of saying "bullshitting," which basically means lying about something in order to get a desired response or outcome.

"Seriously, no barnyarding, I'm telling the truth."

or

"All barnyarding aside, you're full of bullshit."

by Ian October 14, 2004

shit castle

a female that has lost all face value due to fucking 1 or more niggers.

"Remember when Crystal wasnt a shit castle?" "Yeah man, first niggers, whats next, Dobermans??"

by Ian June 14, 2006

splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003

tipped

stoked, psyched, excited

i'm wicked tipped cause i just won the lottery.

by Ian April 05, 2003