schwing

When Garth or Wayne (Wayne's World) pop a boner. How you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent...

-number one babe, Kim Basgner...SCHWING!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!

by Ian March 02, 2004

billie joe

Green day front man. Hottest guy ever!!!!! Greatest man in the universe!!!!!!

Hi billie joe lets fuck then play guitar

by Ian March 15, 2003

figard

the hardest nigga up at PSU

man, don't mess with figard, he'll fuckin kill you!

by Ian April 01, 2005

Whale Dork

The Penis of a Whale

John was jealous of the Whale Dork...

by Ian November 27, 2003

crochdot

A particulary hairy spot near ur hmm.. <cough><cough>

ahhhhh man dont show me ur crochdot

by Ian October 01, 2003

jag

Short for Jagermeister, the licorice tasting booze.

Girls slamming jag are looking to get stuffed.

by Ian January 22, 2004

Breath of Fresh Ass

phrase: appropriate for referring to either a.) a recent conquest in which a new partner was involved or b.) someone walking by with a fantastic ass.

a.) George, let me tell ya... Last night I had the best breath of fresh ass.
b.) Wow, that was a breath of fresh ass. (turn and look)

by Ian December 01, 2004