iain's definitions

streaker

A streaker is a bit like a flasher, but instead of just baring their shame for the world to see, a streaker feels the need to run around completely nude. This generally happens at large gatherings, such as sporting events.

James: "Did you see that streaker in the second half?"
John: "Yes, I particularly liked her norks."

by Iain February 8, 2004

pure

An intensifier in Scottish slang.

Pure dead brilliant!
She's a pure shag, man!

by Iain January 10, 2005

WINTERDYKES

Ayrshire, Scotland local idiom for indoor clothes airer/drier

She placed her wet laundry on the winterdykes to dry.

by iain September 8, 2004

baw

1. Noun
Scottish dialect slang term for 'testicle'.
Can also be used figuratively as a pejorative term to describe a person. Similar in meaning to arse or fanny when used in the same way.

2. Prefix
Used as a prefix, 'baw-' means of or relating to testicles, either literally or figuratively.

1. "Joe's left baw is bigger than his right one."

1(fig). "Joe, you're such a baw sometimes!"

2. "Bawbag, bawslap bawchin, and bawhands are all examples of words which take the baw- prefix."

by Iain January 10, 2005

CHARVER

A Charver is a sub-species of the human race. Occasionally a perfectly normal family will give birth to one of these creatures. In ancient times, survival of the fittest nearly always killed of these unfortunates. However, thanks to Clement Atlee and the Welfare State, they now have a means to survive. Several different types of charver exist- True Charvers, who have an average IQ score roughly the same as a snail, and find it funny to drink, smoke, sleep with young girls/old men and fight one another. Then there are Scum Charvers, like True charvers, but average at four foot ten in hight, and will only swear at you if they outnumber you twenty to one. There are several other varieties, such as townies, radgies etc. All varieties are native to the North East, especially Newcastle. Charvers are now spreading, and take hold whrever the welfare system can be manipulated.

Examples of charver talk
"Uh, got ten pence for some tabs how"
"Where am a? Idont remember goin to sleep here, man like how"
etc, etc

by Iain December 21, 2004

Scaff

a "person" who is in desperate need of a wash. They tend to be very dirty and smelly. They think drugs are the only way forward and have no hope in life.

david ritchie is the biggest scaff in the world

by iain April 5, 2003

puntang

slang term for a girl's private region.

Hey man look over there, you can see jessica's puntang!!

by iain April 5, 2003