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Regina George

Some few years ago...
An unfortunate mistake occurred in the hospital ward, and the most terrible thing ever created was born...Regina George!!! Quickly, the parents knew she would wreck havoc on the world so they stored her in an under water cage in the middle of point nemo, the most isolated location in the ocean...

2 years ago....

The recently decommissioned and de-orbited international space station crashed into point nemo right beside the containment cage, waking the terrible monster from her deep sleep. She broke out, made her way to New York and began terrorizing manhattan. An emergency protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the monster........

Help us....she’s still alive

Guy 1:Holy Shit did you see that thing!

Guy 2:Yeah! What the fuck is that?
Military:ITS REGINA GEORGE!!!!

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 12, 2025

Styropyro

A guy that builds overpowered lasers, tesla coils, microwaves and plays with lethal stuff. Many things have been created by this amazing YouTuber, such as:

-A 20kW microwave oven
-Worlds strongest handheld laser
-Mad powerful Tesla coils

-200 car batteries connected together to make high voltage that melts everything

-Overclocked bug zappers
-More

So head on down to YouTube and subscribe to him NOW

A: Hey did you see the new Styropyro video about the worlds most powerful laser?
B: Oh yeah, was it the handheld one?

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 19, 2025

pedoblox

A sarcastic reference to Roblox making fun of the sheer amount of child predators on the platform and Roblox turning a blind eye to it all

don’t let ur kids play pedoblox.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 14, 2025

dojecoin

A cryptocurrency that should’ve remained a joke as it’s not worth anything. Who cares if the likes of Elon musk were involved with it.

Don’t invest in dojecoin unless u like throwing money away.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 9, 2025

instagram

A social media site that has as much ai junk as New York has rats.

instagram is absolutely infested with ai junk. no matter how hard u try, u can’t get away from it.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 18, 2025

alien isolation

Cool game....slightly mainstream, but low-key enough that only 1 in 20 people will have heard about it.

alien isolation is good.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 8, 2025

Regina George

The reason we are having hard times making ends meet. the reason the US economy is in the shitter, resulting in high gas prices, bank foreclosures and more people losing their homes because they cant pay their taxes. the reason people are saving as much money as they can and cutting back, the reason we have to come up with alternative fuels like biodiesel and hydrogen fuel, the reason tariffs are so high, the reason the US dollar doesn't buy shit anymore and isn't worth as much as it used to, the reason so many aircraft crashes occurred this year, the reason Boeing is falling behind in quality control and killing their whistleblowers, the reason manufacturing jobs are all in china and products made today are junk and never last for anything (take modern Boeing planes for example) and the reason society has become so aggressively and violently polarised.

The economy really sucks right now thanks alot Regina George for screwing it up. Thousands have died as a result of her. Mostly from dying in plane crashes. For some reason Regina has targeted Boeing and is making them dangerous. God forbid she decides to move onto Airbus… she spearheaded the enshittification epidemic.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 3, 2025