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Christina Aguilera

Name for a person who tries to insult the king of rap, Eminem by making a spoof of his own song. "Singer" who has a vocal attitude of ZERO.
Also used for a/an-

>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.

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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.

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Gets on my nerves.
"Will the real Slim Shady, please -"

Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"

hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.

Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
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Nose job

Something real celebrities do to get a license to become fake ones

The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'

The cause for idols becoming enemies

Something demeaning
Dude, Charice got a nose job. I hate her even more.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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Donkey Kong

A platform game born in 1981, one of the first of it's type, by Japanese company Nintendo.

The unexpected side of Eminem.
Dude, I just saw Eminem's Donkey Kong score on twitpic! Woah that guy has an alter ego!
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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Regret

The most horrible feeling in the world.

You can vent anger, control lust, own up for guilt, but you just cannot undo what you've been regretting.

Regret is that full time shadow with no limitation of day, light, time, or person. Other than those who just choose to forget, of course, but you can't forget when it's screaming at you in the face every time you feel a smile or a laugh rumbling up your throat. Regret can make you wan to tear your hair out and slice your arteries into slivers of defunct tissue; it can give you self-esteem issues and take away concentration; it can ruin relationships and make you say 'FML' 24x7.
I regret being born to such loving parents because I am not 0.0000001% worthy of it.
I regret being born at all. The world would have been a better place and all those poor starving babies in third world African countries could have consumed the food that's been wasted on me all my life.
Little homeless orphans around the globe could have had my loving parents, poor things.
The money spent on my education could have been utilized on the education of those children in developing nations who work as child labourers 18 hours a day.

I regret not being able to do anything about the fact that I was born in the first place.

I regret being born.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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India

Imagine a country surrounded by BOTH landmasses AND water bodies, a terrain range of plateaus, mountains, valleys, beaches, cliffs, fertile plains and rapidly blossoming cityscapes. A country from where any of its 365/366 sunsets in a year are lens-worthy.with an inexpensive currency exchange rate. Imagine an ethnic diversity spread over 28 states and 7 union territories.

A country which does not just tolerate race and religion, but accounts for it. A country with the richest heritage and longest history. The most beautiful people.
A country with the most striking, imaginary, impossibly amazing art and architecture.

-POOF- Dream come true. There wasn't any need to imagine it,

India existed long before.

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I am Indian, and I am not afraid/ashamed to say so. Now, why would I be, considering my country is like, the most awesomest country in the whole wide world...?

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Synonym for awesome
Blue passports totally rock.
I have a blue passport

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"I bet that Pakistani hater on youtube who supports Britain would get totally owned if I told him/her that if not for the British, he would be living in a way better country by now"

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India is so India!!

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India has the largest democracy in the world

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by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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Girl

The best phase of a female human's life.
Gets over when she turns 18, or in some cases, 20, or in the majority of the upcoming generation, 12.
When this happens, she has certain constraints on mannerisms typical of being a stereotypical woman, but are not always present.

Girls are comparatively innocent forms of women.
Girls can be tomboys.

Girls = youth + beauty + innocence + intelligence + thoughtfulness + generosity + freedomofplayfulness

Of course, even if you're/don't have any of that, but are still classified as girl, you are a girl, girl!
Just because I'm a tomboy, it doesn't mean I'm not a girl.

If I were a boy, I would be gay. Therefore, it is more beneficial to the world's population that I be a girl.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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Beautiful

The only adjective that comes to the mouth when you are faced with a personality with an aura of unnerving selflessness and generosity.

When you look at a person's face and think of their soul.

When you look at a person's eyes and feel their love for you.
When you feel the attractiveness of a person because of their genuineness and other virtues

A word that you use when the person exceeds all limits of prettiness.
My mother is the most beautiful person in the whole wide universe.

I bet you mother is the same way to you.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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