Urban Dictionary

A website without which the vocabularies of teenagers would be much better off.. And polluted.
That dude checked out the meaning of 'Love' on UD!! WTH!

Her homepage is Urban dictionary. She thinks it's the new Google

Urban dictionary spams your inbox.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 28, 2010
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Criscito

Number three in the Italian National Football team.

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The hottest soccer star that ever set foot on the football pitch.

That's Domenico Criscito for you. Both. He plays right defence, is left footed and twenty three years old, but is that necessary?

We just have to know that Criscito is the hottest player. Ever.
...You mean Criscito
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Chester Bennington

Screamer of the century.Lead vocalist of Linkin Park.
Chester Bennington is the best rock singer ever.

A very devoted person,he says tattoos are like marriage-theyre permanent.

Currently married to ex model Talinda Bentley.
He has 3 kids,all of whom play soccer.

He wears spectacles but removes them onstage.

He was a waiter,but he loves his current job so much,he even spent one birthday practising to get some chords right.

He is the latest addition to the nu metal band Linkin Park.

He has the loudest voice,and often wears white clothes that are a wee bit too tight.

Because of him,New Divide is the best metal song anyone would want to hear.
Lp fan 1.0:"dude,i got Mike Shinoda's autograph!!!"

Lp fan 2.0:"yeah so,i got Chester Bennington's!"

Lp fan 3.0:"i'm the luckiest.i got both!"

Lp fans 1.0 and 2.0:*OMG expression*
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Daniel

Name for a genius.

He has friends who respect him greatly, is handsome, nonchalant, intelligent and loves his sister but doesn't show his love out loud.

He thinks in eleven dimensions and can solve an A-level science/math problem in less than quarter of the time it would take for an average student.

He pretends to not know that all the girls love him.

He can imitate voices and actions to the muscle and pitch.

The girl he will marry is the luckiest, most blessed girl in the world.
Daniel is a clever dude in a non-geeky cool way

"Ohmygowsh it's Daniel again!!! Go catch him, babes!!!"

Daniel, you GMH
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failwhale

A annoying blue whale that turns up on the homescreen when popular social networking site Twitter goes overcapacity.
It is depicted as being carried by a flock of blue birds (the Twitter "mascots") to show that the load taken by the microblogging site is to huge to be processed.

In my opinion, it's plain irritating.
If Twitter goes overcapacity again, Imma throw that damn #Failwhale into the oilspill
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Beautiful

The only adjective that comes to the mouth when you are faced with a personality with an aura of unnerving selflessness and generosity.

When you look at a person's face and think of their soul.

When you look at a person's eyes and feel their love for you.
When you feel the attractiveness of a person because of their genuineness and other virtues

A word that you use when the person exceeds all limits of prettiness.
My mother is the most beautiful person in the whole wide universe.

I bet you mother is the same way to you.
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Matt Damon

The most brilliant actor in the entire history of brilliant actors

07's Sexiest Man Alive

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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them

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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance

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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes

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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
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