i swear to god i'm not drunk's definitions

smile

A facial expression implemented by girls to kill and enslave entire populations.

Her smile killed me.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 21, 2005

hand

A bludgeoning implement

My friend gave me a beatdown with his hand.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 22, 2005

raw

bold, radical, gnarly

Nadia is so raw. Dayum, she's supa fine.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

cocksucker

One who enjoys screwing you over or leaving you to the dogs of Hell.

That cocksucker sexiled me last night. What an asshole.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

The Arcade Fire

Montreal band that writes some really beautiful lyrics and songs that are so beautiful and elegiac that they stick in your head for weeks at a time. Live performances can only be described by awesome, mind-blowingly energetic, heart-breakingly moving.

The Arcade Fire is one of the best bands I've heard in years.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

opinion

"an opinion is like a rectum. everyone has one, but each of them stinks."

in my honest and humble opinion, your opinion stinks.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 29, 2005

as fuck

A phrase inserted after any adjective to make it stronger.

I'm drunk as fuck.
I'm horny as fuck.
I'm tired as fuck.
I'm blazed as fuck.
I'm screwed as fuck.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005