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kmart

stands for "kuz mexicans are rich too." a cheap store mostly consisting of cheap merchandise, where only poverty stricken citizens shop.
hey look that kid is wearing kmart shoes. lets beat him up!
by i fuck dumb bitches December 2, 2007
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donald trump

a cracka ass mutha fucka who got rich by giving bill gates head. has a hair do called an "onion loaf" documented to SNL and jimmy falon. Has billions of dollars and the worst hair cut on the planet.
costumer: yes I'd like 2 bagels, an english muffin, and an onion loaf.
clerk: sorry sir the only person I know with an onion loaf is donald trump.
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
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girth

how fat your penis is.
I got so much girth, that when I feed the geese I can't even touch my fingers, they won't reach
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
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goat punch

goat punch also known as a donkey punch to some... then a man is drilling his partner in the poo nanny from behind her (usually a different partner is used every night) right before climax, he punches her in the back of the head, which causes the whore to tighten her loose hole, resulting in a better orgasm for the man, and sometime a child for the whore.
pimp "u like that bitch"
loose whore "ya ya fuck me ya"
pimp about to nut punches her firmly in the back of the skull, sometimes causing brain damage. but always resulting in the tighting of the vagina
by I fuck dumb bitches April 15, 2005
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junior high

a place where kids CANNOT keep a boyfriend or girlfriend for more than two weeks. a place meant for learning but is mostly used for social and other purposes. usually for kids in 7th and 8th grade often ages range from 13-15, but there are a lot of people out there that are 35 and are still in jr. high. and still havent had a mate for over two weeks
boy 1 he buddy look I'm in jr hiiiiiiiiii
boy 2 hahahaha u sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeaked
boy 1 hahaha u squeeeeeeeeaked too
both together sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak
by I fuck dumb bitches May 14, 2005
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truck

usually a retarded vechile drivin by people who hate ricers, and imports. often having a huge retarded lift and big pointless tires. can be cool, but only if it is a small truck and is lowered to the point that it is on or nearly on tha ground. in order for a truck to be cool it needs to have some or all of the follwing: hydros (airbags) a tonneau cover, a kick ass system, big ass rims with low pro tires, an upgraded engine, and many other things.
retarded truck guy one: hey look at that import, maybe I should park my truck on it.
retarded truck guy two: haha ya that would be funny, hey there are cars parked on both sides of the road, we can't drive this thing because its too fucking big and gay.
retarded truck guy one: oh well we can park it here and suck eachothers dicks and maybe by next May all those cars will be gone, and I can drive this piece of shit.
by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
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hung

1. my middle name
2. my middle leg
3. to have your penis so large that you are able to knock the bottom of females pussies out. so that they believe that they have been on their period for months due to the fact it wont stop bleeding
dumb bitch: "I have to go to the doctor my pussy wont stop bleeding"
doctor: "no your not on the rag, your cervex has been knocked into your throat due to too much rough sex, I suggest you due two things
1 you stop that immadiatly
2 introduce me to that man that is so well HUNG
by I fuck dumb bitches April 15, 2005
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