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kmart
stands for "kuz mexicans are rich too." a cheap store mostly consisting of cheap merchandise, where only poverty stricken citizens shop.
kmart by i fuck dumb bitches December 2, 2007
junior high
a place where kids CANNOT keep a boyfriend or girlfriend for more than two weeks. a place meant for learning but is mostly used for social and other purposes. usually for kids in 7th and 8th grade often ages range from 13-15, but there are a lot of people out there that are 35 and are still in jr. high. and still havent had a mate for over two weeks
boy 1 he buddy look I'm in jr hiiiiiiiiii
boy 2 hahahaha u sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeaked
boy 1 hahaha u squeeeeeeeeaked too
both together sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak
boy 2 hahahaha u sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeaked
boy 1 hahaha u squeeeeeeeeaked too
both together sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak
junior high by I fuck dumb bitches May 14, 2005
donald trump
a cracka ass mutha fucka who got rich by giving bill gates head. has a hair do called an "onion loaf" documented to SNL and jimmy falon. Has billions of dollars and the worst hair cut on the planet.
costumer: yes I'd like 2 bagels, an english muffin, and an onion loaf.
clerk: sorry sir the only person I know with an onion loaf is donald trump.
clerk: sorry sir the only person I know with an onion loaf is donald trump.
donald trump by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
mitch headberg
the funniest comedian I've ever heard. died reciently of a drug over dose. said things like "I ordered a club sandwich and I'm not even a member. you say u like your sandwich with three slices of bread? me too lets form a club. we need more speculations. instead of cutting the sandwich once, we will cut it twice. and we will put things in the middle of the sandwich like potato chips, or salad. how do u feel about frilly tooth picks? I'M FOR EM! I like sprouts on my salad. Well your not in the fucking club!
waiter: what kind of sandwich would you like sir?
Mitch: Pastrami
waiter: and what kind of bread would u like on your sandwich?
Mitch: banana bread.
waiter: and what kind of cheese?
Mitch: cottege cheese.
waiter: I'm not making no fucking banana bread cottege cheese pastrami sandwich!!
Mitch: Pastrami
waiter: and what kind of bread would u like on your sandwich?
Mitch: banana bread.
waiter: and what kind of cheese?
Mitch: cottege cheese.
waiter: I'm not making no fucking banana bread cottege cheese pastrami sandwich!!
mitch headberg by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
mussy
when a man tucks his genitals between his legs so that from far away it looks like he has a pussy a man-pussy (mussy).
mussy by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
truck
usually a retarded vechile drivin by people who hate ricers, and imports. often having a huge retarded lift and big pointless tires. can be cool, but only if it is a small truck and is lowered to the point that it is on or nearly on tha ground. in order for a truck to be cool it needs to have some or all of the follwing: hydros (airbags) a tonneau cover, a kick ass system, big ass rims with low pro tires, an upgraded engine, and many other things.
retarded truck guy one: hey look at that import, maybe I should park my truck on it.
retarded truck guy two: haha ya that would be funny, hey there are cars parked on both sides of the road, we can't drive this thing because its too fucking big and gay.
retarded truck guy one: oh well we can park it here and suck eachothers dicks and maybe by next May all those cars will be gone, and I can drive this piece of shit.
retarded truck guy two: haha ya that would be funny, hey there are cars parked on both sides of the road, we can't drive this thing because its too fucking big and gay.
retarded truck guy one: oh well we can park it here and suck eachothers dicks and maybe by next May all those cars will be gone, and I can drive this piece of shit.
truck by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005
street racing
one of the most badass hobbies ever. a dangerous sport that gives you an addrenaline rush like nothing else can. sometimes perfromed on closed roads, and often performed on busy highways, street racing should be and usually is perfromed with an import. tho rare and pointless, some idiots drive domestic cars and "rice" them out or try to make them look import, they then get big stickers that say "import hater" or "domestic pride" and any number of other retarded things even tho they have import taillights and a number of other import things on their piece of shit car. street racing car be two cars racing eachother in a quarter or eighth mile race. in order to be a street racer you should be able to run a 13 second quarter mile or faster. cars like dodge neons that have euro lights and a muffler ARE NOT STREET RACERS no matter what they say. street racing can also be performed on busy highways. tho much more dangerous, this is where true racers shine. you find someone that thinks they have more speed and balls than you do, or someone that just loves to race, and you challenge them, then you race, weeving in and out of 6 lanes of traffic usually doing well over 100 mph the race can be over when one racer can no longer see the other, one of the racers wreck, or one of the racers pussies out and stops racing.
racer 1: hey homie wut u got.
racer 2: a toyota supra, runnin nos, full exhaust, turbo charged.
racer 1: is it fast?
racer 2: it's ok, wut u got?
racer 1: it's only a honda civic, but I engine swapped it for a H22a1, and I got it runnin 14 psi w/ my turbo.
racer 2: not bad, wanna race?
racer 1: you'll probly win, but I don't care I do it cuz I love it.
racer 2: a toyota supra, runnin nos, full exhaust, turbo charged.
racer 1: is it fast?
racer 2: it's ok, wut u got?
racer 1: it's only a honda civic, but I engine swapped it for a H22a1, and I got it runnin 14 psi w/ my turbo.
racer 2: not bad, wanna race?
racer 1: you'll probly win, but I don't care I do it cuz I love it.
street racing by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005