twilight

Some may call it a "book", but I would argue that to call it that is an insult to all other literature.

Twilight ≠ Book

by i'mnotcertain November 14, 2011

Vegetarian

A person who isn't fucking scared of him.

I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

by I'mnotcertain December 01, 2010

bread

untoasted yeast product.

Bread is good, but i prefer my yeast products toasted.

by I'mnotcertain November 10, 2011

Hogwarts

Where I go to school.

I'm sure your Hogwarts letter just got lost in the mail.

by i'mnotcertain May 08, 2011

cadaver

The remains of a human who has ceased to live. Typically has not yet decayed a great deal.

Look, a cadaver.

by i'mnotcertain December 16, 2010

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

A small breed of spaniel that weights, on average 15 or 16 pounds. Four coat variations occur: Blenheim, Tricolour, Black and Tan, and Ruby. A favorite breed of Britain's King Charles II, it also used to be the royal dog. Cavaliers are typically very friendly dogs, and excellent with children

That dog over there might look a bit like a cocker spaniel, but in reality it is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

by I'mnotcertain December 10, 2010

Jane Eyre

A book written by Charlotte Brontë in 1847 under the pseudonym Currer Bell. Typically regarded as a very fine piece of english literature, most people are forced to read it at some point during their school years. However, it actually is a very enjoyable read.

Jane Eyre was a governess.

by I'mnotcertain March 15, 2011