41 definitions by hughmonger

trailblazing

The act of walking flatulation eaving a trail of toxic odors in ones path.

Stu was trailblazing on the dance floor and cleared everybody off with his nasty gas.

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

Oklahomo

A gay person from Oklahoma

"I'm beginning to wonder if Zeek is an Oklahomo"

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

burning star

An itchy sphincter from poor wiping.

"Do you see a bathroom, I have a burning star."

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

burningstar

An itchy sphincter from poor wiping.

"I couldn't wait for the 6th inning to end cause I was suffering from a burningstar."

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Ben Vereened

To get hit by an automobile while jogging on a winding road

"We rushed to the hospital when we received word that Les was Ben Vereened on highway 18 last night."

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

making mud

The act of defecation.

If you're looking for Mike, he's in the bathroom making mud.

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

Fire In the Hole

An itchy sphincter, usually from poor wiping.

"Could you direct me to the restroom? I've got a fire in the hole."

by hughmonger November 6, 2003