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Definitions by hughmonger

trailblazing 

The act of walking flatulation eaving a trail of toxic odors in ones path.
Stu was trailblazing on the dance floor and cleared everybody off with his nasty gas.
trailblazing by hughmonger October 30, 2003

twat swat 

The act of smacking a woman on the vagina.
Just to make sure that Virginia was paying attention, I occasionally give her a twat swat.
twat swat by hughmonger October 30, 2003

making mud 

The act of defecation.
If you're looking for Mike, he's in the bathroom making mud.
making mud by hughmonger October 30, 2003
Bong Toke
Christian ripped a b.t. before heading off to class.
B.T. by hughmonger October 30, 2003
Going out to try to meet women.
We're leaving around eight to go on a cunt hunt.
cunt hunt by hughmonger October 30, 2003

total scrotal 

The act of orally engulfing the entire male scrotum in one's mouth.

See also tea bag
Dolores was a real charmer. She gave me a total scrotal and then finished me off.
total scrotal by hughmonger October 30, 2003

cherry bendover 

A woman's vagina visible from behind as she is bending over.
"I'd like to order a furburger with squat sauce and a side order of cherry bendovers.
cherry bendover by hughmonger October 30, 2003