Growler

Passing gas as one defecates usually sounding like an animal growl.

Pardon me dear, I need to take a growler.

by hughmonger November 03, 2003

twat swat

The act of smacking a woman on the vagina.

Just to make sure that Virginia was paying attention, I occasionally give her a twat swat.

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

shitpipe

the buttocks

Sheila's got a fine looking shitpipe.

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

volcano ass

When you're asshole is like Mount St. Helens and is ready to explode like a volcano.

"Bro, you better pull over. I gots volcano ass and might splatter all over your nice upholstery"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

darket

A market frequented by dark skinned people usually located in ethnic areas.

"I'll be right back honey. I'm going to run down to the darket"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

quivering colon

A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of your ass.

"Please bear with me darling, I have a quivering colon and might need to excuse myself at any moment"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

shriner

A very stingy and selfish person.

"I can't believe that guy cut you off. He's such a shriner."

by hughmonger November 12, 2003