hughmonger's definitions

quivering colon

A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of your ass.

"Please bear with me darling, I have a quivering colon and might need to excuse myself at any moment"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

greezy

A combination of greasy and sleezy

Miguel lives in a really greezy neighborhood.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

funion

A perfect ass nice enough to eat dinner off of. A fun onion.

Stacey has a perfect little funion.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Mexicanadian

A person of Mexican and Canadian descent.

Jake and I went to a Mexicanadian party where they served Molson and nachos.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

fagonomics

Homosexual economics

AIDS has had a very profound effect on the fagonomics of bath houses in the United States.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

trailblazing

The act of walking flatulation eaving a trail of toxic odors in ones path.

Stu was trailblazing on the dance floor and cleared everybody off with his nasty gas.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

shitpipe

the buttocks

Sheila's got a fine looking shitpipe.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003