hughmonger's definitions

quivering colon

A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of your ass.

"Please bear with me darling, I have a quivering colon and might need to excuse myself at any moment"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

bipper

A bongload or pipe hit.

Charles was kind enough to offer me a bipper before we battled in video games.

by hughmonger November 3, 2003

fagonomics

Homosexual economics

AIDS has had a very profound effect on the fagonomics of bath houses in the United States.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Ethni City

The part of town populated with ethnic groups.

"Be careful driving through Ethni City. You know how savage those people can be!"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

Oklahomo

A gay person from Oklahoma

"I'm beginning to wonder if Zeek is an Oklahomo"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

darket

A market frequented by dark skinned people usually located in ethnic areas.

"I'll be right back honey. I'm going to run down to the darket"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

cunt hunt

Going out to try to meet women.

We're leaving around eight to go on a cunt hunt.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003