Definitions by hughmonger

quivering colon

A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of your ass.

"Please bear with me darling, I have a quivering colon and might need to excuse myself at any moment"

quivering colon by hughmonger October 31, 2003

greezy

A combination of greasy and sleezy

Miguel lives in a really greezy neighborhood.

greezy by hughmonger October 30, 2003

funion 

A perfect ass nice enough to eat dinner off of. A fun onion.

Stacey has a perfect little funion.

funion by hughmonger October 30, 2003

fagonomics 

Homosexual economics

AIDS has had a very profound effect on the fagonomics of bath houses in the United States.

fagonomics by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Mexicanadian

A person of Mexican and Canadian descent.

Jake and I went to a Mexicanadian party where they served Molson and nachos.

Mexicanadian by hughmonger October 30, 2003

shitpipe 

the buttocks

Sheila's got a fine looking shitpipe.

shitpipe by hughmonger October 30, 2003

trailblazing 

The act of walking flatulation eaving a trail of toxic odors in ones path.

Stu was trailblazing on the dance floor and cleared everybody off with his nasty gas.

trailblazing by hughmonger October 30, 2003