tabarnacles

Tabarnacles, Patrice, you forgot to pull up your pants again!
by Hugh G Rection August 10, 2006
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hair pie

(noun)Cullinary metaphor for female genitalia. Applies only if it is suitably hirsute.
"Love to eat hair pie, but I hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth"

D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"

He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
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puffies

Said of female nipples that stand out notably.
This is not your usual nipple reacting to cold, but a fat, turgid, pointy, fearless, suck-till-you-drop nipple.
She's got no tits, but she's got an awesome set of puffies!
by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003
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Tweak

To give a girl's clit a real workout, I mean, like when you give it the rub-a-dub taking it between your thumb and index. Not to be confused with mere twiddle.
I was giving her a real tweaking when her mother walked in on us.
by Hugh G Rection October 07, 2003
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lewinsky

Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.
Pass me the lewinsky, Scully... this sure looks like extraterrestrial spunk
by Hugh G Rection September 16, 2003
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internet

A vast source of mp3, warez, crackz, DivX and other leet stuff. D00ds are also known to cum here for a netsex quickie (mostly with other d00ds sporting nicks such as H0tCunT). I´ve heard chix actually do chat down here sometimes (mostly with other chix).
Above all, its the largest depot of pr0n known to mankind.
The Internet is down for maintenance.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!
by Hugh G Rection September 18, 2003
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wanking with dinosaurs

BBC TV show (yet unaired) about the masturbatory customs of Tyrannosaurus Sex, Orgasmosaurus Ferox and other Mezozoic critters.
Did you know that little Velociraptors got off by humping the leg of giant sauropods?
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!
by Hugh G Rection May 26, 2005
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