Definitions by hugh g rection

Tweak 

To give a girl's clit a real workout, I mean, like when you give it the rub-a-dub taking it between your thumb and index. Not to be confused with mere twiddle.

I was giving her a real tweaking when her mother walked in on us.

Tweak by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003

twiddle 

To stimulate a woman´s clit by rubbing lightly on and around her love button zone. Not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. Typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.
See also: no stinky pinky

I was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same

twiddle by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003

Netsex 

Short fiction genre. The only form of literature written with one hand while jerking off like a crazed monkey with the other.
Note: Netsex is the leet term. Cybersex is used mainly by AOLers

Jeez, I had this awesome, screen-splashing, keyboard-mucking undies-hanging-from-the-chandelier netsex last night!

Netsex by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Skull 

Humorous name for oral sex.

Okay, okay Monica so u don't like anal... well, gimme some skull then, hon...
Ahh, and have a cigar...

Skull by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

free willy 

To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.

Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!

free willy by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

cunnilingus 

a) To go muff diving
b) An expert in foreign languages

I got that job because im such a cunning linguist.

cunnilingus by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

zits 

a) lil titties
b) tits in German

Commen here, Helga, lemme squeeze der zits

zits by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003