tuna taco

An appetizer

If God hadn´t wanted us to eat pussy, He wouldnt have made it look so much like a taco

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Zoot Suit

A condom that is way too large for your puny cock.

Excuse me, my zoot suit is slipping again

by Hugh G Rection October 30, 2003

hair pie

(noun)Cullinary metaphor for female genitalia. Applies only if it is suitably hirsute.

"Love to eat hair pie, but I hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth"

D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"

He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

seamen

1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.

What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!

by Hugh G Rection August 02, 2006

Sexual harassment

A means of using your gender as a female to get money from rich and powerful males.

Bill Riley asked me how I was doing today, so I sued him for 9 large for sexual harassment !!! Pretty sweet huh?

by Hugh G Rection April 20, 2017

zits

a) lil titties
b) tits in German

Commen here, Helga, lemme squeeze der zits

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Qusay and Uday

Any pair of thugs who are a pain in the ass for everyone else, taking revenge on the World because Daddy Saddam used to bugger them when they were kids.

Qusay and Uday are so mean becuz they miss Daddy Saddam's dick

by Hugh G Rection March 10, 2005