hugebreasticle's definitions

DVD Alternate Ending

A phrase used when referring to a comment that may not be accurate.

Luis: The ride back from Wendy's was uneventful. In fact, we got back early.
Bobby Evans: Whoa, that must have been in the DVD Alternate Ending - Remember the Border Police?

by HugeBreasticle May 8, 2005

esplode

A term that replaces "explode." Based on a King of the Hill episode where Hank Hill must tutor a football player from the local school. In his essay about propane, the student thanks God for not being "esploded."

"I thank God for every day I don't get esploded."

by HugeBreasticle March 16, 2006

sawr

The New England pronunciation of "saw."

Luis: What is it?
Davo: Ah jus sawr a lightning bolt, nicca! Hand check!

by HugeBreasticle September 9, 2005

cyberpunk adventure

A futuristic adventure involving cyberpunk individuals, snatchers, the Internet, and at least one robot with a human personality.

Daniel Buggilstein: eeee i jus tstole ur cred carrd #!!!111
Davo: Oh boy! Now, through some unexplained phenomenon, we can get sucked into our computers and search the dangerous depths of the Internet for the evil Buggilstein and retrieve my purloined credit card! It will be an action-packed cyberpunk adventure of epic proportions!
Luis: Or you could just call and cancel the service.

by HugeBreasticle April 21, 2005

Sexy Losers

The greatest webcomic ever created. The author, known only as Hard, creates characters with abnormal mental or physical issues, such as necrophilism, the inability to get a date with a porn star, or being unable to suppress auto-erotic urges.

Luis: Ha-ha! I love Sexy Losers!
Davo: Yeah, Hard is the best! Ha-ha!

by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005

Mexican Donut

When a Mexican, usually a Luis, masturbates, putting his thumb on the rim of his penis' foreskin (or, in some cases, fiveskin) and goes in a circular motion until ejaculating.

Luis: Dios mio! Mi foreskin es rojo!
Davo: Well, stop doing all those damn Mexican Donuts!
Pumster: Formaggio nei pantaloni!

by HugeBreasticle June 11, 2006

drawring

The New England pronunciation of "drawing."

Luis: What are you doing?
Davo: Ah'm drawring a pictcha, bitch. Hand check!

by HugeBreasticle April 3, 2005