esplode

A term that replaces "explode." Based on a King of the Hill episode where Hank Hill must tutor a football player from the local school. In his essay about propane, the student thanks God for not being "esploded."
"I thank God for every day I don't get esploded."
by HugeBreasticle March 03, 2006
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An alternative for the term "report card." It's funny because the acronym is "ASS."
Luis: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Bobby Evans: Quiet, nicca!
by HugeBreasticle May 08, 2005
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treasure chest

The "lady-like" way to refer to the breasts, one of many "fun parts" on a woman.
I'm the only girl on that list; If anyone has a treasure chest, it's me!
by HugeBreasticle April 07, 2005
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Aflac

An American Life Insurance company that has a line of commercials featuring a duck that mysteriously acquires the abnormally-loud voice of Gilbert Godfried. The unnamed duck can only say the name of the Life Insurance company he, for some unexplained reason, endorses: "Aflac." The duck has the ability to appear anywhere in the world where a Life Insurance-related conversation is taking place. However, no human can actually hear his "advice."
Davo: Now, act like a duck!
Luis: Aflac!
by HugeBreasticle April 10, 2005
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sawr

The New England pronunciation of "saw."
Luis: What is it?
Davo: Ah jus sawr a lightning bolt, nicca! Hand check!
by HugeBreasticle August 14, 2005
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Postal 2

The greatest computer game ever created. The basic premise is that you, Postal Dude, must complete a series of tasks while opting to be non-violent or exceptionally aggressive. During your various quests, you can do a variety of things, such as peeing on people, blowing the heads off of pedestrians, putting cats on the tips of shotguns and firing, shocking individuals (Causing them to piss themselves uncontrollably.), and generally create a state of emergency. The overly-hesitant police are powerless against you and your arsenal. In addition, the game endorses cruelty to animals, allowing you to blow dogs to pieces and mutilate cats. You even have the option of training an attack dog of your own. Players have the ability to commit suicide in crowded areas, as well. The possibilities are endless with Postal 2, making it a joy to play if you feel like having your soul ripped out of your body and pulled into the computer screen. It's a small price to pay when you have the option of playing such a wonderful masterpiece.

Postal 2 is a Davo's favorite game.
Luis: Are you playing Postal 2: Share the Pain again? Get a life!
Davo: Go to hell, Mexican! This is my favorite game!
by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005
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Goregasm

A goth's virtual paradise. Human dignity is not an issue on this website: Users are free to obtain grotesque pictures showing the remains of individuals after being run over by a tank, genitals being mutilated, and various other original photos that involve being shocking the viewer beyond comprehension.
Davo: Get off that website, homie! You is siiiiiick!
Bobby Evans: Yo, Goregasm keeps it reeeal!
by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005
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